雙語法律笑話：365　I am the alligator 我是鱷魚

英語笑話

365　I am the alligator 我是鱷魚

My boss is without peer when it comes to the rules and regulations that customs officials must follow. But when it comes to the law, well, that's a different story. We were attending a court case in which we were prosecuting a smuggler. The judge asked the court, “Who makes these allegations?” My boss stood up and proclaimed, “I am the alligator.”

我的上司在論及海關官員必須遵守的原則和規(guī)定的時候是無人可比的。但是，碰到法律問題的時候就不是那么回事了。我們在審理一個走私犯的案子中出庭。法官問法庭：“是誰做這些指控的？”我的上司起立并宣告：“我是指控人。”（可是他用錯了字，成了“我是鱷魚”。）