雙語(yǔ)法律笑話(huà)：362　A Heart that Hadn't Been Used 從來(lái)沒(méi)有用過(guò)的心臟

英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)

362　A Heart that Hadn't Been Used 從來(lái)沒(méi)有用過(guò)的心臟

A rich patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor. The doctor said, “We have 3 possible donors: the 1st is a young, healthy athlete who died in an automobile accident, the 2nd is a middle-aged businessman who never drank or smoked and who died flying his private jet. The 3rd is an attorney who died after practicing law for 30 years. Which do you want?” “I'll take the lawyer's heart,” said the patient. The doctor asked the patient why. “It was easy,” said the patient, “I wanted a heart that hadn't been used.”

一個(gè)有錢(qián)的患者要做心臟移植手術(shù)，正在和醫(yī)生討論幾種選擇。醫(yī)生說(shuō)：“我們有三個(gè)可能的捐獻(xiàn)者。第一個(gè)是年輕而健康的運(yùn)動(dòng)員，死于車(chē)禍。第二個(gè)是一個(gè)中年商人，從來(lái)不喝酒抽煙，在飛自己的私家噴氣機(jī)的時(shí)候死亡。第三個(gè)是一位律師。他在執(zhí)業(yè)30年以后逝世。你要選哪一個(gè)？”病人說(shuō)：“我要律師的心臟。”醫(yī)生問(wèn)病人為什么。病人說(shuō)：“這很簡(jiǎn)單。我希望要一個(gè)從來(lái)沒(méi)有用過(guò)的心?！?