雙語警察笑話：477　I'm the groom 我就是新郎

英語笑話

477　I'm the groom 我就是新郎

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding. “But officer,” the man said, “I can explain.” “Just be quiet!!!” snapped the officer. “Or I'm going to let you cool off in jail until the chief gets back.” “But officer, I just wanted to say...” “And I said KEEP QUIET! Now you're going to jail!” A few hours later, the officer checked up on his prisoner and said, “Lucky for you the chief is at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a great mood when he gets here.” “Don't count on it,” said the prisoner. “I'm the groom.”

一個小鎮(zhèn)的警察抓了一個開快車的司機。那個男子說：“不過警官，我可以解釋?！本齑驍嗨f：“住嘴！否則我讓你到監(jiān)獄里去冷靜冷靜直到我的頭兒回來?！薄安贿^警官，我只是想說……”“我說了住嘴！現(xiàn)在你得到監(jiān)獄里去！”幾個小時以后，這個警察核查到囚犯，并且對他說：“你很幸運。頭兒在參加他女兒的婚禮。他回來的時候一定有好心情?！蹦莻€囚犯說：“別指望了。我就是新郎?！?