雙語警察笑話：476　Only when he's DRUNK 他只是在喝醉的時候才這樣

英語笑話

476　Only when he's DRUNK 他只是在喝醉的時候才這樣

A man is driving with his wife, when he is pulled over by a policeman. “Sir,” says the cop. “You, were going 60 in a 50.” “No, I wasn't.” “Yes, you were,” says the wife. “Keep quiet!” says the man, angrily. “And you weren't wearing a seatbelt,” says the cop. “Yes, I was.” “No, you weren't,” says the wife. “SHUT UP!” says the man, really angry. “Ma'am,” asks the cop, “is he always rude and violent?” “Only when he's DRUNK.”

一個男人開車帶著他的老婆。一個警察讓他停在路邊，說：“先生，你在限速50的路上開60。”“我沒有。”他老婆說：“你是開那么快?！蹦腥松鷼獾卣f：“閉嘴！”警察說：“你還沒有系安全帶?！薄拔蚁盗?。”他老婆說：“你是沒有系?！蹦腥朔浅Ｉ鷼獾卣f：“閉嘴！”警察問：“夫人，他一直是那么粗魯和野蠻嗎？”“他只是在喝醉的時候才這樣?！?