美國流行笑話：They'll leave the key for you 他們會把鑰匙留給你

220　They'll leave the key for you 他們會把鑰匙留給你

George, my husband, volunteered to strip the bricks from the exterior of my parents' house. One morning he was out front chipping away when a man came by looking for my father. “He's not here,” George said. The man thanked him, watched him remove a few more bricks and said, “I'll bet next time they'll leave the key for you.”
我的丈夫喬治自告奮勇地要幫我的父母親拆除房子外面的磚塊。一天上午他正在前面拆磚的時候，有一個男子來看我父親。喬治說：“他不在家。”那男子謝了他，又看他拆了幾塊磚，然后說：“我想下一次他們會把鑰匙留給你。”