美國(guó)流行笑話：Cut meetings short 縮短會(huì)議

189　Cut meetings short 縮短會(huì)議

Long, unproductive meetings are often the bane of corporate life. I have come up with what just might be the perfect way to cut business conferences short before they start rambling out of control. There comes a time when I announce, “All those oppose to my plan say, ‘I resign.’” End of meeting.
長(zhǎng)而無(wú)結(jié)果的會(huì)議常常是公司的災(zāi)星。為了縮短業(yè)務(wù)會(huì)議，免得漫無(wú)邊際地失控，我想出一種也許是最好的辦法。時(shí)間到了我就宣布：“所有反對(duì)我的計(jì)劃的人說(shuō)，‘我辭職’。”會(huì)議就結(jié)束了。