美國(guó)流行笑話(huà)：Make him a conductor 讓他當(dāng)指揮

186　Make him a conductor 讓他當(dāng)指揮

My musical director wasn't happy with the performance of one of our percussionists. Repeated attempts to get the drummer to improve failed. Finally, in front of the orchestra, the director said in frustration, “When a musician just can't handle his instrument, they take it away, give him two sticks and make him a drummer!” A whisper was heard from the percussion section: “And if he can't handle that, they take away one of his sticks and make him a conductor.”
我們的樂(lè)隊(duì)指揮對(duì)一位打擊樂(lè)手的表現(xiàn)很不滿(mǎn)意。使鼓手改進(jìn)的多次努力都失敗了。最后，指揮當(dāng)著整個(gè)樂(lè)隊(duì)的面生氣地說(shuō)：“當(dāng)一個(gè)音樂(lè)家不能玩好自己樂(lè)器的時(shí)候，他們就把他的樂(lè)器拿走，給他兩根棍，讓他當(dāng)鼓手。”這時(shí)候，從打擊樂(lè)器那邊傳來(lái)耳語(yǔ)聲：“如果他還不能擺弄好它，就拿走一根棍，讓他當(dāng)指揮。”