美國(guó)流行笑話：Doctor's Instructions 醫(yī)囑

156　Doctor's Instructions 醫(yī)囑

Our veterinarian gave us the following instructions for our cat, Friday, who was scheduled for surgery: “Don't give Friday any food after 8 p.m. on Wednesday. Bring Friday in first thing Thursday morning. You can pick Friday up Thursday evening. But if you want, Friday can also stay until Friday.”
以下是我們的獸醫(yī)給我們的要做手術(shù)的貓星期五所下的醫(yī)囑：“星期三晚上八點(diǎn)以后不要給星期五吃任何東西。星期四一大早把星期五帶來。你們可以星期四晚上來接星期五。不過，你們?cè)敢獾脑挘瞧谖逡部梢源舻叫瞧谖濉?rdquo;