美國(guó)流行笑話：You first 您先請(qǐng)

150　You first 您先請(qǐng)

After I saw a mouse scurrying across my kitchen, I set out some poison and went to bed. But I didn't realize I left a half-finished cup of yogurt on the counter. The next morning when I went to toss it away, I noticed that tucked in the yogurt were two of the pellets I'd left for Mr. Mouse. I had to smile. It was like he was saying, “You first.”

看見一只老鼠在廚房里躥過去，我下了一些耗子藥，就去睡了。但是我忘了廚臺(tái)上還放了一杯喝了一半的酸奶。第二天早上，當(dāng)我去扔酸奶的時(shí)候，發(fā)現(xiàn)里面有兩顆我為老鼠先生準(zhǔn)備的小藥丸。我苦笑了一下。這好像是它在對(duì)我說：“您先請(qǐng)。”