美國流行笑話：Can pilots fly? 飛行員會(huì)飛嗎？

78　Can pilots fly? 飛行員會(huì)飛嗎？

The Great Lakes Laboratory employed a licensed boat captain for its research vessel. It was common knowledge that the captain couldn't swim. When newcomers learned of this, they would often approach him about it. “Is it true? You, a boat captain, can't swim?” “No, I can't!” he replied. “Can pilots fly?”

五大湖實(shí)驗(yàn)室雇用一位有執(zhí)照的船長(zhǎng)開研究用的船。大家都知道這個(gè)船長(zhǎng)不會(huì)游泳。當(dāng)新來的人知道這事以后，他們常常會(huì)去問他：“這是真的嗎？你一個(gè)船長(zhǎng)不會(huì)游泳？”他回答說：“我是不會(huì)游泳。飛行員會(huì)飛嗎？”