美國流行笑話：What do I have to order? 我該點什么？

What do I have to order? 我該點什么?

If there's a competition for Worst Waiter of the Year, I've got a candidate. He was working at my mother's favorite restaurant when we took her there for her birthday. This guy messed up every order. She asked for pork. He brought beef. We requested beans. We got corn. And so on. At the end of the meal, he asked, “Would anyone like dessert?” My mother said, “What do I have to order to get a piece of cheesecake?”

如果要競選本年度最差餐廳侍者的話，我這里有一個候選人。他在我媽最喜歡的一家餐廳工作。當我們在這家餐廳給我媽過生日的時候，這家伙把一切都搞亂了。我媽點的是豬肉，他端上來的是牛肉。我們要的是豆子，他卻拿來了玉米。等等，等等。快吃完的時候他問：“有誰要點甜食嗎?”我媽說：“我該點什么才能得到一塊奶酪蛋糕呢?”