| 81 |
| My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant it |
| differently when she wrote it in her diary. |
| 82 |
| Waiter, I am outraged. There is one hair in my soup. |
| - |
| And what do |
| you expect for this price? A whole wig?! |
| 83 |
| I got another letter from this lawyer today. It said “Final Notice”. |
| Good that he will not bother me anymore. |
| 84 |
| Daddy what is a transvestite? |
| - |
| Ask Mommy, he knows. |
| 85 |
| Q: Is Google a he or a she? |
| A: A she, no doubt, because it won‘t |
| let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas. |
| 86 |
| Today I went to a barber’s shop for a shave. The barber asked me to put |
| a small wooden ball in my mouth so he could get a closer shave around my |
| cheeks. |
| I asked: “But what if I swallow the ball?” |
| He replied: |
| “No problem sir, you just bring it back tomorrow like everybody else.” |
| 87 |
| What is see-through and smells of carrots? |
| - |
| A rabbit fart. |
| 88 |
| An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it’s an exit. |
| A pessimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and assumes it is an |
| onrushing train. |
| The train conductor sees two stupid guys staggering |
| on train tracks. |
| 89 |
| Job interview in a psychiatry: |
| So you’re interested in working |
| with us. What is your experience with mentally disturbed people? |
| - |
| I’ve been on Facebook for 5 years now. |
| - |
| Very good, the job is yours. |
