經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)笑話100篇-8
| 71 |
| Knock, knock. |
| Who’s there? |
| The love of your life. |
| Liar! Chocolate can’t speak! |
| 72 |
| A detective asks a woman, "So, your husband hanged himself?" Woman |
| replies, "Yes, that is correct." The suspicious detective continues, "But |
| why does he have all those bruises on his head?" |
| "The old fool used |
| an elastic rope!" |
| 73 |
| Little Red Riding Hood walks all alone through the deep dark wood. |
| Suddenly she hears rustling in a thick bush. Cautiously she moves the |
| branches aside and finds herself facing the big bad wolf. |
| "Oh, Big |
| Bad Wolf, why do you have such huge red eyes?" |
| - |
| "Go away! I'm |
| crapping!" |
| 74 |
| Why don‘t cannibals eat divorced women? |
| Because they’re bitter. |
| 75 |
| Q. What’s the worst thing about being lonely? |
| A. Playing Frisbee. |
| 76 |
| Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was |
| no chemistry. |
| 77 |
| I’m certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink too much, I |
| talk nonsense and I cannot control my car. |
| 78 |
| Patient asks his doctor: “Can I take a bath with diarrhea?” |
| - |
| Doctor: “Yes, if you are able to fill it up. “ |
| 79 |
| Man: Hi, do you want to dance? |
| - |
| Woman: Yeah, sure! |
| - |
| Man: Great, go and dance, I want to talk to |
| your pretty friend! |
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