英語幽默小笑話：肚里就不會長蟲了!

　　He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the

　　water lived, while the one in the whiskey curled up and died.

　　"All right, son," asked the father, "What does that show you?"

　　"Well, Dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol, you will not have worms."

　　一位父親打算讓自己的兒子知道酒精有多么可怕。他把分別把兩只蟲子放到一杯清水和一杯威士忌里做對比。清水里蟲子安然無恙，結(jié)果威士忌里的蟲子蜷縮了幾下就掛掉了。"所以，兒子啊，"父親問道，"得出什么結(jié)論?" "恩，這說明，你只要喝酒的話，肚里就不會長蟲了!"