英語(yǔ)幽默小笑話：獎(jiǎng)品

　　Prize

　　Little Albert came home from school with a new book under his arm. "It's a prize, mother," he explained.

　　"A prize? What for, dear?"

　　"For natural history. Teacher asked me how many legs an ostrich has, and I said three."

　　"But an ostrich has only two legs."

　　"I know it now. But all the pupils said four, so I was the closest."

　　獎(jiǎng)品

　　小阿爾伯特腋下夾著一本新書(shū)從學(xué)?；丶襾?lái)了。“這是獎(jiǎng)品，媽媽。”他解釋道。

　　“獎(jiǎng)品?因?yàn)槭裁吹玫?。親愛(ài)的?”

　　“因?yàn)樽匀徽n得的。老師問(wèn)我鴕鳥(niǎo)有幾條腿，我說(shuō)有三條。”

　　“但是鴕鳥(niǎo)是兩條腿啊。”

　　“我現(xiàn)在知道了。但其他學(xué)生都說(shuō)有四條。所以還是我最接近正確答案。”