英語幽默笑話：懲罰（雙語）

　　One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."

　　一天，小女孩從學?；氐郊依铮瑢寢屨f：媽媽，今天在學校里我因為一件我沒有做的事情而受到懲罰。

　　The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this! By the way, what was it that you didn't do?"

　　媽媽激動地說：那真是太可怕了！我要跟你的老師好好談一談，對了，你沒有做過的那件事是什么？

　　The little girl replied, "My homework."

　　小女孩回答說：我的家庭作業(yè)。