英語(yǔ)幽默：換個(gè)工作（雙語(yǔ)）

　　The doctor looked at his patient's tongue, felt hispulse, knocked on his chest, and began: "Same oldstory, my friend. Too much confinement. Do notdeny it. What you need is plenty of outdoor exercise.Walk, Walk."

　　醫(yī)生看了看病人的舌頭，號(hào)了號(hào)脈。 敲了敲他地胸部，說(shuō)道：“還是老問(wèn)題，朋友， 運(yùn)動(dòng)量太小，不要否認(rèn)這個(gè)事實(shí)。你需要大量的戶外運(yùn)動(dòng)。 走路。 走路。 ”

　　"But, doctor..."

　　“不過(guò)，醫(yī)生……”

　　"Don't argue with me. I am the doctor. Take myadvice. Walk ten times as much as you do now. That's the only thing that will cure you."

　　“不要同我爭(zhēng)辯，我是醫(yī)生。遵照我的囑咐，走10倍于你現(xiàn)在所走的路，這是治愈你的疾病地唯一方法。 ”

　　"But my business..."

　　“然而我的工作是……”

　　"That is just the trouble. Your business! Well, change your business, so that you can get achance to walk more. What is your business?"

　　“這正是問(wèn)題所在。你的工作!好吧，換一個(gè)工作。 這樣一來(lái)，你就有機(jī)會(huì)多走動(dòng)了。 你是干什么的?”

　　"I'm a letter-carrier."

　　“我是一名郵遞員。 ”