英語幽默：承認(rèn)自己的錯(cuò)誤（雙語）

　　John is not a "good" student. He always sleeps in theclass. Today he sleeps again.

　　約翰并不是個(gè)“好”學(xué)生。他總是在上課的時(shí)候睡覺。今天他又睡著了。

　　"John!" Teacher says angrily.

　　“約翰!”老師生氣地喊他。

　　"What? What's wrong?" John is awaken1.

　　“什么?出什么事了?”約翰醒了。

　　"Why do you make a face? It's classroom. Look! Everyone is laughing." Teacher says.

　　“你為什么要做鬼臉?這是教室!看看!同學(xué)們都在笑!”老師生氣地說。

　　"No one is laughing."

　　“沒有人在笑呀。”

　　"No, it's not me. I was not making a face. I was sleeping." John fells upset.

　　“不，不是我。我沒有做鬼臉。剛才我睡著了。”約翰感到不安。

　　"Um. Not bad. You can admit your fault. You are still a good boy." Teacher is satisfied with it.

　　“嗯，還不錯(cuò)。你承認(rèn)自己的錯(cuò)誤，還是個(gè)好孩子。”老師為此感到滿意。