英語笑話：三只小豬（雙語）

三只小豬

The three little pigs went out for dinner one night. The waiter came1 and took their drinkorders. "I want a Sprite," said the first little piggie. "I would like to have a Coke," said the second little piggie. "I want a beer and lots of beer!" replied the third little piggie!

一天晚上，三只小豬出去吃飯。服務員走過來后，遞給它們飲料清單。“我要一杯雪碧。”第一只小豬說。“我要一杯可樂。”第二只小豬說到。“我要許多許多的啤酒。”第三只小豬回答道。

The drinks were brought and the waiter took their dinner orders. "I want a big, thick steak," said the first little piggie. "I want the salad plate," said the second little piggie. "I want a beer and lots of beer!" said the third little piggie!

飲料上來了，服務員遞給它們晚飯清單。“我要一個大大的，味道濃的牛排。”第一只小豬點到。第二只小豬說：“我要一個沙拉拼盤”。“我要許許多多的啤酒”，第三只小豬說到。

The meals were brought out and a little while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert. "I would like a banana split," said the first little piggie. "I want cheesecake," said the second little piggie. "I want a beer and lots of beer!"exclaimed the third little piggie!

飯菜上來了。過了一會兒，服務員走過來，詢問它們是否需要一些點心。“我要一杯香蕉奶昔”，第一只小豬說。“我要一個巧克力蛋糕”，第二只小豬說。第三只小豬叫到，“我要啤酒，好多的啤酒!”

"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggie, but why have you onlyordered beer all evening?"

“請原諒我冒昧的發(fā)問，”服務員對第三只小豬說到，“可是為什么今晚你一直只點啤酒呢”

The third piggie says...

第三只小豬回答道，

"Well somebody has to wee, wee, wee all the way home!"

“好吧，那是因為有人要一路尿尿著回家!”