幽默笑話精粹46：死在波蘭人手里

A few nights ago a few friends and I were in a bar, telling all the polish jokes we knew; boy what a feast! Anyway，I ducked into the restroom to sprinkle the old porcelain. While I was in there, a big guy came in and said to me，"Hey pal, I’m Polish and I don’t like you telling all those Polish jokes!”

幾天前，我和幾個朋友在酒吧里講所知道的關(guān)于波蘭人的笑話。大家都笑得東倒西歪。過了一會兒，我進了洗手間去方便，這時一個壯漢走到我身邊說:“嘿，伙計，我就是波蘭人，我討厭剛才你說的那些有關(guān)波蘭人的笑話。”

So I said，“"ell，they' re not against you，pal , just against anyone in Poland.”“My mother is in Poland!”He screams，and pulls out a razor. Boy was I scared! I was sure he would have killed me if he had found a place to plug it in!

我回答說:“行了，我又不是針對你說的，只不過是說那些在波蘭的人。”“我媽媽就在波蘭!”他吼道，然后抽出一把剃刀，我被嚇壞了!我敢肯定，如果他認為我身上有什么地方可以插進他手中那把剃刀的話，他一定會殺了我的!