幽默笑話精粹04：蘑菇與毒蕈(中英)

Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool?

年少的童子軍:我怎樣才能把蘑菇和毒覃區(qū)別開呢?

Older Scout:Just eat one before you go to bed.

年長的童子軍:上床前吃一個。

If you wake up the next morning, it was a mushroom.

如果你第二天早上醒來，那就是蘑菇。