英語笑話：天生一對

The young man was terribly self-conscious because he had a wooden eye.

一位年輕人因為他有只木制的眼睛而感到非常自卑。

His friends would often invite him to dance parties,

他的朋友常會邀請他參加舞會，

but he could never work up the courage to ask a girl to dance.

但他從沒能鼓起勇氣邀請女孩子跳舞。

But then, one evening, he spotted a girl With a wooden leg sitting sadly by herself.

有一晚，他卻不經(jīng)意看見一位裝了一只木制義肢的女孩獨自傷心地坐在角落。

Apprehensively, he walked up to her and asked,

他很謹(jǐn)慎地走向她問道：

"Would you like to dance?"

“你要不要跳舞呀?”

"Would I? ! " she exclaimed.

“我要不要? ”她驚叫。

"Oh, yeah? Well, you've got a wooden leg!"

“哦，怎么了?你有一只木制的義肢 (而我有一只木制的假眼，咱們應(yīng)是天生的一對嘛!)。”