英語笑話：還有更糟的呢

The priest was so concerned with the welfare of his pretty young parishioner that he invited her to his private quarters to discuss her confession.

一位神父非常關(guān)切教區(qū)內(nèi)一位年輕美麗的教友幸福，因此便邀她到他私人住處討論她的懺悔。

"Now, let me get this straight," said the priest. "This young man you went out with did he put his arm around your shoulder like this?"

“現(xiàn)在讓我把事情搞清楚，”神父說道，“這個年輕人跟你出去他是不是像這樣把他的手臂繞在你的肩膀?”

"Yes, Father, and worse. "

“是的，神父，還有更糟的事情呢。”

"And did he put his hand on your thigh like this?"

“他也像這樣把手放在你的大腿上嗎?"

"Yes, Father, and worse. "

“是的，神父，還有更壞的呢。”

By now the clergyman was thoroughly aroused. He hiked the girl's skirt and gave her a vigorous humping. "And did he do this?" he inquired.

此時(shí)神父已被刺激得興奮莫名，他撩起女孩的裙子，元?dú)獬渑娴睾退銎饜蹃恚?ldquo;他也這樣做嗎?"神父問道。

"Yes, Father, and worse, "

“是的，神父，還有更糟的呢!”

“ But what could be worse than what Ijust did?"

“有什么還比我剛剛所做的更糟呢?"

"I'm afraid, Father, that he gave me the clap."

“恐怕，神父，他把淋病傳染給我了。”