Bad Drivers

　　There’s a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, "Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!"

　　Herman says, "I know, I’m on Route 280 but there isn’t just one, there are hundreds!"

　　上百個瘋子

　　一位年長的市民在高速路上行駛。他的妻子給他打電話，擔心地說：“赫爾曼，小心啊!我剛剛在收音機上聽到有個瘋子在280公路上逆行!”

　　赫爾曼說：“我知道，我就在280公路上呢!可是這兒不只有一個瘋子啊，有上百個呢!”