Twenty-one Forever “妙”齡證人

　　In court a judge asked the witness, "How old are you? I mean, really, how old are you? And remember, you're under oath(宣誓) so tell the truth."

　　The woman replied, "I'm twenty one and some months."

　　The judge said, "Be specific: how many months?"

　　So she said, "One hundred and eighteen months."

　　庭上的法官問證人：“多大了?我的意思是，真實(shí)年齡是多少?別忘了剛才已經(jīng)宣誓過，所以請(qǐng)誠(chéng)實(shí)作答”

　　這位女士回答：“我是二十一歲又幾個(gè)月。”

　　法官說：“要講精確，到底是多少個(gè)月?”

　　她回答：“一百一十八個(gè)月!”