英語(yǔ)幽默:瘋?cè)嗽?The Looney Bin

The Looney Bin

Late one night at the insane asylum (瘋?cè)嗽海﹐ne inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!”Another one said, "How do you know?"
The first inmate said, "God told me!"
Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not!"

瘋?cè)嗽?

　　一天晚上，在瘋?cè)嗽豪?，一個(gè)病人說(shuō)：“我是拿破侖！”另一個(gè)說(shuō)：“你怎么知道？”第一個(gè)人說(shuō)：“上帝對(duì)我說(shuō)的！”一會(huì)兒，一個(gè)聲音從另一個(gè)房間傳來(lái)：“我沒(méi)說(shuō)！”