英語幽默:巧施妙計

A man approached a beautiful woman in a supermarket and asked her,
在超市里，有位男士走向一位美麗的女子，問她說：
"You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you please talk to me for a few minutes?”
“我在超市和我太太走散了，你能和我聊天幾分鐘嗎？”
The woman asked him, “Why?”
這位女子問道：“為什么呢？”
“Oh, you know, because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife will appear out of nowhere!”
“喔，因為每次我和美女講話時，我太太就會出其不意冒出來！”