當男人見到女人哭時：究竟在想什么(雙語)

What do men think when women cry?

當男人見到女人哭時：究竟在想什么(雙語)

女人哭的時候，男人在想什么?

Genuinely curious as to his thought process, I just asked my husband this question。

我剛剛問過我丈夫這個問題，出于我對他的思考過程真是太好奇了。

Me: Babe, what do you think when you see me crying?

我說：“親愛的，你看見我哭的時候，是什么感受啊?”

Husband: Oh, shit。

我丈夫說：“噢，你妹的。”

There was zero hesitation on his part。

他完全沒有任何猶豫地脫口而出了。

Whenever I see a woman crying the famous words from Matthew Henry start playing in my head。

每當我看到一個女人哭泣的時候，我腦海里都會想起馬太·亨利的名言：

“Be careful if you make a women cry, because God counts her tears. The woman came out of a man’s ribs. Not from his feet to be walked on, not from his head to be superior, but from his side to be equal, under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved。”

“如果你讓一個女人哭泣了，那你得小心哦，因為上帝都記著呢。女人是從男人的肋骨中誕生的。不是從他的腳下延伸出去繼續(xù)行走，也不是從他的大腦中延伸出來做的更為出眾，而是要站到他的身邊和他平起平坐，在他的臂膀下被小心呵護，放在心里邊兒被全心愛著。”

Emergency! Emergency!! How do I fix this STAT?

紅色預(yù)警!紅色預(yù)警!這種情況下要怎么補救?

a. Tub of Chocolate ice-cream

買桶巧克力冰淇淋給她吃!

b. Apologies

道歉

c. Generous helping of a + b?

買冰淇淋+道歉

If c. doesn't work, you're screwed!

如果C項都起不了作用，你!搞!砸!了!