理論：當你尿急時為什么會跳舞呢？

Theories of Why You Dance When You Have to Pee

理論：當你尿急時為什么會跳舞呢?

The pee dance is an ancient tradition. You’re waiting for the bathroom, and for some reason you start wiggling around. The How to Do Everything podcast spoke with Dr. Peter Lechman to take a look at some of the theories of why we do this weird behavior.

尿尿跳舞一直是古老的傳統(tǒng)。你在等廁所的時候，出于某種原因你開始在周圍扭動身體。皮特·里徹曼在如何做一切事情的播客中講述了我們做出一些奇怪行為的理論原因。

Lechman breaks down each theory like so:

里徹曼是這樣分別解釋每個理論的：

One theory is a rhythmic displacement behavior. We do various rhythmic things when we’re faced with conflict... The thought is it’s just a human nature thing to create a rhythmic behavior to help you deal with the anxiety of this conflict...

一種理論就是有節(jié)奏的換位行為。當我們面臨沖突的時候，我們會做出多種有節(jié)奏的事情……

這一思維只是人類本能去做出有節(jié)奏的行為來幫助自己處理沖突中的焦慮感……

The next theory is the distraction effect... It’s the whole fighting pain with pain idea. Something hurts, so you do something else that hurts to distract you from the first...

另外一個理論就是轉移注意力效果……有了痛苦的想法就得與痛苦作斗爭。有些事情很傷人，所以你會做一些其他痛苦的事情來轉移你之前的痛苦……

Then there’s this idea that actually crossing your legs helps tighten your sphincter... there’s probably a little reality to it, that crossing your legs helps tighten things up, and I bet there’s a mental component to it. We just feel like “that’s where it’s gonna come out and if we clench in front maybe that’ll help stop it.” It probably doesn’t actually make any difference.

然后就是交叉雙腿實際上可以緊縮你的括約肌……這樣可能就比較現(xiàn)實了，交叉雙腿會幫助你將自己的身體緊繃起來，而且我肯定有一個腦部構造控制著這一行為。我們只是感覺“將尿尿的地方夾緊可以幫助阻止其排出”。但這實際上不會有任何效果。

All that said, Lechman points out that it’s probably best to just stay calm and wait. But we still have this overriding nature that makes us move around. Either way, don’t hold it for too long.

總而言之，里徹曼指出最好的辦法可能就是保持冷靜，耐心等待。但是我們還是能夠超越自己的本能，控制自己不到處走動。另外，不要憋太久。