1、吵架你是永遠(yuǎn)贏不了的,因?yàn)槊看文惆言捳f(shuō)清楚之前就哭起來(lái)了。
2. Seeing someone else crying is guaranteed to makeyou cry.
2、看見(jiàn)別人哭,你絕對(duì)也會(huì)跟著哭。
3. But seeing someone else really happy can makeyou cry too.
3、但看見(jiàn)別人高興的樣子,你還是會(huì)激動(dòng)哭。
4.You're an expert at feeling your eyes prickle, and then not blinking until you get to the loo.
4、你有一個(gè)獨(dú)門(mén)絕技,感到眼睛痛、快要哭的時(shí)候,在去廁所大哭之前能夠忍住不眨眼。
5. People being nice to you when you're crying just makes it worse.
5、別人對(duì)你越溫柔,你就哭得越厲害。
6. If you're drunk, you're a million times more likely to cry than normal.
6、喝醉的時(shí)候,哭的幾率要增加上萬(wàn)倍。
7. And there are loads of songs that make you burst into tears the moment they come on.
7、總有好多首歌,前奏響起就能讓你眼淚決堤。
8. And, if you wear makeup, you always opt for waterproof mascara.
8、睫毛膏永遠(yuǎn)要選防水的。
9. And reading sad news at your desk never fails to get you.
9、每次讀到感傷的新聞你也都會(huì)忍不住哭起來(lái)。
10. But hey, at least you're very in touch with your emotions.
10、但至少,咱都是耿直的Boy/Girl啊對(duì)吧!