聽(tīng)說(shuō)今年端午節(jié)期間出了個(gè)怪事,我當(dāng)時(shí)正好路過(guò),但我不相信我所見(jiàn)到的一切:那只豬居然真地像人一樣拿著手機(jī)正在看短信!
端午節(jié)電信新功能測(cè)試,本月免費(fèi),請(qǐng)按任一數(shù)字鍵測(cè)試你的智商………經(jīng)測(cè)試您的智商為零。哈哈
Dragon Telecom test new features, this month for free, please click any of the number keys to test your IQ ... ...Test your IQ by zero. Haha
我是粽葉你是米,一層一層裹住你,你是牙齒我是米,香香甜甜粘住你,粽有多少米,我有多想你,記得給我發(fā)信息,不然粽子噎住你!
I am bamboo leaves your rice, layer by layer wrapped around you, you are my teeth, rice, savory sweet stick you, how much rice dumpling, how much I think you, remember to give me information, or dumplings choke live you!
有分離就有相聚,分別得越久越是親昵.我想告訴你,這個(gè)端午節(jié)我特別想你.
There are isolated together, respectively, the longer the more intimate. I want to tell you that I particularly like the Dragon Boat Festival you.
一顆心遷掛著你,一份愛(ài)祝福著你,一份真感情在等待著你的回應(yīng).祝端午節(jié)快樂(lè)!
Hanging heart to move you, a love bless you, and a genuine feeling waiting for your response. I wish a happy Dragon Boat Festival!
有時(shí)我忙,有時(shí)我忘;有時(shí)我累,有時(shí)我懶!但怎樣我也會(huì)記得想你,想你這個(gè)好朋友!記?。耗阄⑿r(shí)我的世界也微笑,祝端午節(jié)快樂(lè)!
Sometimes I'm busy, sometimes I forget; sometimes I'm tired, sometimes I lazy! But how I will remember that like you, thinkyou that a good friend! Remember: You smile when my world is smiling, I wish a happy Dragon Boat Festival!
用一縷春風(fēng),兩滴夏雨,三片秋葉,四朵冬雪,做成五顏六色的禮盒;打著七彩八飄的絲帶,用九分真誠(chéng),十分熱情,裝進(jìn)無(wú)數(shù)祝福送給你,愿端午節(jié)好運(yùn)。
With a ray of spring, two drops of summer rain, three autumn, 4 winter snow, made of colorful gift box; name of eight floating colorful ribbons, with nine points sincere, very warm, put them in countless blessings given to You, like Lucky Dragon Boat Festival.
端午到了,送你一個(gè)萬(wàn)能“粽”,僅限端午食用。食用的呈現(xiàn):幸福緊隨如風(fēng),煩惱跑得匆匆;知識(shí)用之不竭,錢財(cái)取之不盡;好運(yùn)如日中天,彩票一買即中。
Dragon Boat Festival to give you an omnipotent "Dumplings", only the Dragon Boat Festival food. Food presentation: well-being followed by the wind, troubled run hastily; knowledge inexhaustible, inexhaustible supply of money; luck heyday of the lottery that is the one to buy.
端午到了,送你一個(gè)萬(wàn)能“粽”,僅限端午食用。食用的呈現(xiàn):幸福緊隨如風(fēng),煩惱跑得匆匆;知識(shí)用之不竭,錢財(cái)取之不盡;好運(yùn)如日中天,彩票一買即中。
Dragon Boat Festival to give you an omnipotent "Dumplings", only the Dragon Boat Festival food. Food presentation: well-being followed by the wind, troubled run hastily; knowledge inexhaustible, inexhaustible supply of money; luck heyday of the lottery that is the one to buy.
發(fā)出的是文字,收到的是快樂(lè),見(jiàn)到的是短信,不見(jiàn)的是牽掛,打開(kāi)的是健康,讀出的是吉祥,默默的是祝福,祝端午節(jié)快樂(lè)。
Issue is the text received is happy to see the message but not that worried about is, open to health, read out a good fortune, is silence best wishes for a happy Dragon Boat Festival.
愿這一聲的祝福,化作一盞燈,照亮你下班回家的路,化成一束鮮花,帶給你你一份清香美麗。祝你端午節(jié)快樂(lè)!
Like this soon as the blessing, into a lamp, light your way home from work, into a bouquet of flowers, to give you you a beautiful fragrance. I wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!
送個(gè)香囊?guī)€(gè)荷包,自制幾斤粽子,托人到山里采了艾葉,街頭買了瓶雄黃酒,加上內(nèi)心深處的幾許關(guān)懷,作為禮物送給你,祝端午節(jié)快樂(lè)!
Send a sachets with a purse, made several kilograms of rice dumplings, the Trustee to the mountains to gather the leaves, the street bought a bottle of wine on them, plus a dash of heart care, as a gift to you, I wish a happy Dragon Boat Festival!
雖然你身體很好,但屈原說(shuō):多鍛練身體,少打麻將,才能多吃粽子,天天健康!
Although your body good, but Qu Yuan said: more physical activity, less mahjong can eat dumplings every day health!
我絕望了,紫霞離開(kāi)了我,師傅太嘮叨,牛魔王欠的錢又不還,好不容易買下水簾洞又被菩薩惡意收購(gòu),只剩下一毛錢發(fā)條短信祝二師弟端午快樂(lè)!
I am desperate, Daisy Li left me, master nagging, cattle devil owed money not yet, it was finally bought the Water Curtain Cave Buddha hostile takeover, only wish the two the next dime Clockwork SMS The Young Happy Dragon Boat Festival !
心愿是風(fēng)!快樂(lè)是帆!祝福是船!心愿的風(fēng)吹著快樂(lè)的帆載滿祝福的船,飄向幸福的你,輕輕地對(duì)你說(shuō):你快樂(lè)所以我快樂(lè)!端午節(jié)愉快!
Aspiration is the wind! Happiness is a fan! Blessed is the ship! Wish a happy wind sail boats loaded with blessings, drifting happy you gently say to you: you happy so I'm happy! Dragon Boat Festival fun!