英語笑話:A dog can play the piano會彈鋼琴的狗

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會彈鋼琴的狗

A guy walks into a bar with a small dog. The bartender says, "Get out of here with that dog!"

The guy says, "But this isn't just any dog... this dog can play the piano!" The bartender replies, "Well, if he can play that piano, you both can stay... and have a drink on the house!" So the guy sits the dog on the piano stool, and the dog starts playing. Ragtime, Mozart... and the bartender and patrons are enjoying the music. Suddenly a bigger dog runs in, grabs the small dog by the scruff of the neck, and drags him out. The bartender asks the guy, "What was that all about?" The guy replies, "Oh, that was his mother. She wanted him to be a doctor."

一個人帶著他的狗走進(jìn)一家酒吧。 酒吧服務(wù)生對他說，“這里不能帶狗進(jìn)來，請離開吧!” 那個人對服務(wù)生說，“這可不是一般的狗，它可是會彈鋼琴的!” 服務(wù)生回答說，“呃， 如果它真的能彈鋼琴，你們可以免費(fèi)在這喝上一杯!” 那個人把狗放到了彈鋼琴坐的凳子上面，狗就開始了演奏，先是拉格泰姆音樂、接著彈莫扎特還有其它的… …服務(wù)生和顧客們都非常欣賞它的彈奏。 突然，一只體型更大的狗跑了進(jìn)來 ，一把抓住小狗的脖子就把它拽出去了。 酒吧服務(wù)生問那個人，“那是怎么回事?” 那人回答 ，“噢，那是它媽媽。 她不想它兒子玩音樂，而是做一名醫(yī)生。”