英語笑話:這是你被稱為指揮的原因
[00:29.15]Rehearsal 排練
[00:33.48]Dumb 呆傻
[00:37.30]Conductor 指揮
[00:42.07]英文原文
[00:43.24]I was percussion major when I was in college,
[00:46.08]and during a rehearsal of the student orchestra,
[00:48.48]my section kept making mistakes.
[00:50.42]"When you're too dumb to play anything,"
[00:52.60]the professor conducting us sneered,
[00:54.15]"they give you a couple of sticks,
[00:55.61]put you in the back and call you a percussionist."
[00:58.03]A friend next to me whispered,
[00:59.53]"And if you're too dumb to hang on to both sticks,
[01:01.51]they put you in the front and call you a conductor."
[01:08.04]中文大意
[01:51.69]逐句對(duì)照
[01:55.25]I was percussion major when I was in college,
[01:58.04]and during a rehearsal of the student orchestra,
[02:00.53]my section kept making mistakes.
[02:13.28]"When you're too dumb to play anything,"
[02:15.28]the professor conducting us sneered,
[02:23.40]"they give you a couple of sticks,
[02:25.06]put you in the back and call you a percussionist."
[02:35.39]A friend next to me whispered,
[02:36.67]"And if you're too dumb to hang on to both sticks,
[02:38.64]they put you in the front and call you a conductor."
[02:55.52]多學(xué)一點(diǎn)
[02:59.82]percussion 碰撞，敲擊
[03:03.48]percussion major 打擊樂專業(yè)
[03:07.47]rehearsal 排練
[03:10.79]A rehearsal will be held the day before the wedding.
[03:17.39]rehearsal
[03:19.05]rehearse
[03:23.23]dumb
[03:35.92]傻的
[03:37.71]He is so dumb.
[03:40.86]conductor 樂隊(duì)指揮
[03:50.88]重新聽一次故事原文
[03:53.42]I was percussion major when I was in college,
[03:55.88]and during a rehearsal of the student orchestra,
[03:58.18]my section kept making mistakes.
[04:00.24]"When you're too dumb to play anything,"
[04:02.23]the professor conducting us sneered,
[04:04.00]"they give you a couple of sticks,
[04:05.48]put you in the back and call you a percussionist."
[04:07.66]A friend next to me whispered,
[04:09.20]"And if you're too dumb to hang on to both sticks,
[04:11.34]they put you in the front and call you a conductor."
這是你被稱為指揮的原因
上大學(xué)時(shí)我學(xué)的是打擊樂專業(yè)。在學(xué)生管弦樂隊(duì)的一次排練過程中，我們打擊樂的那部分樂手老是出錯(cuò)。 “當(dāng)你愚蠢到什么都演奏不出來時(shí)”， 正在指揮我們演奏的教授嘲笑說，“他們就給你一、兩根棒棒，然后把你放到后面，把你稱為打擊樂手”。坐在我身邊的一個(gè)朋友跟我小聲耳語，“如果你傻到兩根棒棒都拿不好，他們就把你弄到前面去，把你稱為指揮”。
