英語(yǔ)笑話:St Peter's question 圣彼德的問(wèn)題

Three men, a doctor, an accountant

[00:25.69]and a lawyer are dead

[00:27.61]and they appear in front of St Peter.

[00:30.37]St Peter tells them

[00:31.83]that they have to answer one question

[00:33.74]in order to get to Heaven.

[00:35.66]He looks at the doctor and asks,

[00:37.90]"There was a movie that was made about a ship

[00:40.64]that sank after hitting an iceberg,

[00:43.27]what was its name?"

[00:44.63]The doctor answers,

[00:46.11]"The Titanic" and he is sent through.

[00:49.62]He then looks at the accountant and say,

[00:52.78]"How many people died in that ship?"

[00:55.55]Fortunately the accountant

[00:57.47]had just watched the movie

[00:58.89]and he answers, "1 500!".

[01:02.35]St Peter sends him through

[01:04.12]and then finally turns to the lawyer

[01:06.69]and commands, in a very heavy voice,

[01:10.25]"Name them!".

[01:12.46]中文大意

[02:07.28]語(yǔ)言點(diǎn)

[02:11.58]St Peter 圣彼德

[02:25.73]doctor 醫(yī)生

[02:27.70]accountant 會(huì)計(jì)

[02:29.66]lawyer 律師

[02:32.40]In order to...

[02:34.49]為了...

[02:36.73]In order to earn enough money,

[02:39.10]he worked late into the night

[02:45.88]sank 沉沒(méi)

[02:49.47]sink

[02:52.92]Iceberg 冰山

[02:58.32]Titanic 泰坦尼克號(hào)

[03:02.73]Send somebody through

[03:04.94]允許某人通過(guò)

[03:06.99]command 下命令

[03:14.33]Who commands here

[03:18.08]heavy voice

[03:20.18]沉重的聲音

[03:22.10]嚴(yán)肅的語(yǔ)氣

[03:24.16]name

[03:29.11]說(shuō)出...的名字

[03:31.14]name them

St Peter's question

圣彼德的問(wèn)題

Three men, a doctor, an accountant and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of St Peter. St Peter tells them that they have to answer one question in order to get to Heaven. He looks at the doctor and asks, "There was a movie that was made about a ship that sank after hitting an iceberg, what was its name?" The doctor answers, "The Titanic" and he is sent through. He then looks at the accountant and say, "How many people died in that ship?" Fortunately the accountant had just watched the movie and he answers, "1 500!". St Peter sends him through and then finally turns to the lawyer and commands, in a very heavy voice, "Name them!".

有三個(gè)人死了，分別是一名醫(yī)生、一名會(huì)計(jì)和一名律師。他們來(lái)到了圣彼德面前。圣彼德對(duì)他們說(shuō)，如果他們想進(jìn)入天堂，就得每人回答一個(gè)問(wèn)題。圣彼德看著醫(yī)生開(kāi)始發(fā)問(wèn)，“以前電影院放過(guò)一部電影，說(shuō)的是一艘船撞擊冰山后沉沒(méi)，電影的名字是什么?”　醫(yī)生回答，“<<泰坦尼克號(hào)>>”，醫(yī)生隨即被允許進(jìn)入天堂。然后圣彼德看著會(huì)計(jì)說(shuō)，“船上有多少人遇難?”。會(huì)計(jì)很走運(yùn)，因?yàn)樗麆偪催^(guò)這部電影，回答道，“1500人遇難。”圣彼德把會(huì)計(jì)也放進(jìn)天堂了。最后，圣彼德轉(zhuǎn)過(guò)身，看著律師，非常嚴(yán)肅地用命令的口吻問(wèn)道，“把1500人的名字都說(shuō)出來(lái)?”