英語(yǔ)笑話：eating grass 吃草

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A man and a woman start to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After 15 minutes, the man gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!" The woman says, "Me，too. You've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"

Notes:

1. After 15 minutes, the man gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!"

15分鐘過(guò)后，男人起身并說(shuō)道：“該死!真希望我有手電筒!”

“Damn!”和“Damn it!”是對(duì)自已所面臨的狀況所發(fā)出的感嘆;“Danm you!”就是在罵別人“你該死!你混賬!”;而 “God damn you!”則是很粗俗的用法。

2. The woman says, "Me，too. You've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"

女人說(shuō)：“我也希望，在過(guò)去的10分鐘里，你一直在吃草!”