《柯南脫口秀》第176期:糊弄警察

A Nebraska man was arrested after police found a container of marijuana in his car labeled "Not weed." 一名內(nèi)布拉斯加男子被捕 因?yàn)榫煸谒?chē)?yán)锇l(fā)現(xiàn)一箱大麻 上面寫(xiě)著 不是大麻

The man's been found not not guilty. 此人已被判沒(méi)有無(wú)罪

I love that.It's like no.Pretty foolproof.It's what I call my spoiler. 我很喜歡 不是哦 多簡(jiǎn)單啊 這下能糊弄警察了

In New York,a couple,this is sweet,a couple who has been married 38 years a birthday together. 紐約一對(duì)夫婦 好溫馨 一對(duì)結(jié)婚38年的夫婦一起慶祝了生日

very nice,the theme of the party was who are you again? 派對(duì)的主題是 你是誰(shuí)來(lái)著

I like when I trick them thinking it's sweet and then I'm horrible. 我就喜歡我騙他們 讓他們以為是要罐雞湯了 然后在犯渾

Hey,yesterday,Justin Bieber turned 21 years old. 昨天 賈斯汀·比伯21歲了

Justin started celebrating on Saturday five years ago. 賈斯汀為此從5年前的周六就開(kāi)始慶祝了

Forget the joke because it's forgetable. 別管那個(gè)段子了 太容易被遺忘

But what I found much more interesting is that I announced that a human being was still alive after 21 years,and the audience booed.Reached 21,boo!Still alive,ey? 但我覺(jué)得更有意思的是 我宣布一個(gè)人活到了21歲 觀眾們居然發(fā)出噓聲 21嘍 噓 還活著呢

Seems like he's been live for 40 years. 感覺(jué)他都存在四十年了

You're a soulless group.That's what I have to say to you. 你們真冷酷 真的