《柯南脫口秀》第174期:迪士尼樂(lè)園大火

That didn't mean we were running low.Yeah,any time! 這意思不是我們沒(méi)時(shí)間了 隨便鼓吧

Six-hour show tonight.That would be horrible. 今晚節(jié)目有六小時(shí) 那多可怕啊

To be a whole four hours of you and me shaving and eating. 整整四小時(shí)就是我們刮胡子 吃東西

Like a telethon with no phone bank.Exactly. 就像不說(shuō)話地煲電話粥 是啊

Excellent show tonight.I've never said that before.Check the tape. 今晚節(jié)目很棒 這話我從沒(méi)說(shuō)過(guò) 自己翻錄像啊

That pretty much starts every show.But we've got a great one tonight,we gonna have a good time. 每期節(jié)目都這么開(kāi)場(chǎng)的 今天節(jié)目很棒 我們會(huì)很開(kāi)心

So much to talk about.I don't know if you heard,Over the weekend a fire broke out at Disneyland. 很多可聊 大家或許知道了 周末迪士尼樂(lè)園發(fā)生火災(zāi)

Did you hear about that?Fire broke out at Disneyland. 大家聽(tīng)說(shuō)了嗎 迪士尼樂(lè)園著火了

Witnesses say the fire in Disneyland spread like at Disneyland.It's horrible. 目擊者稱迪士尼樂(lè)園大火像迪士尼樂(lè)園的風(fēng)疹一樣蔓延 多可怕啊

Exciting sports news,UFC champ Ronda Rousey beat her in 14 seconds. 令人激動(dòng)的體育新聞 終極格斗錦標(biāo)賽冠軍朗達(dá)·羅西14秒內(nèi)就擊敗了對(duì)手

She was on the show last week and she predicted she would win. 她上周還來(lái)做過(guò)節(jié)目 還說(shuō)自己能贏

Beat her opponent in 14 seconds.So here's the latest, 14秒鐘就擊敗了對(duì)手 最新新聞

A former NFL player said if he had eight weeks to train he could beat Ronda Rousey in a fight. 一名前美國(guó)橄欖球聯(lián)盟球員稱 他如果訓(xùn)練八周 就能打敗朗達(dá)

When they heard the NFL said,not . 美國(guó)橄欖球聯(lián)盟聽(tīng)說(shuō)后 表示 幫倒忙啊