《柯南脫口秀》第160期:保守秘密

Who is this person that I'm very afraid of that just goes one,that's it for me. 這個人是誰啊 我很害怕 他說 就一杯 我夠了

For the week?Yeah,one to start the week.To begin it maybe. 一整周嗎 喝一杯酒開始這一周 這倒有可能

That's so creepy.one is creepier than zero or 100,yeah,by far. 太詭異了 1杯比0杯或者100杯還要詭異

Because zero said,hey man.I used to have a problem,ok. 0杯說明 我以前有酗酒問題

And 100 says hey,man,I currently have a problem. 100被說明 我現(xiàn)在有問題

But one says,I'm keeping a secret and it's a problem.A big problem.Thank you,thank you. 但是1杯說明 我在保守秘密 這是個問題 大問題 謝謝 謝謝

I changed my life recently for the better. 我最近讓我的生活更加美好

I started sleepoing naked and it's the greatest thing I have done. 我開始裸睡 這是我做過的最棒的事情

Yeah,thank you.If you're doing it,bravo. 是啊 謝謝 如果你在裸睡 太棒了

I feel so free,I can swim around in there.No now. 我感覺好自由 可以在里面游泳 沒有束縛

It's interesting that socially we're told to sleep in clothes. 很有意思 在社會上 我們被教育要穿著衣服睡覺

Isn't that ?Like we're told we should be sleeping in clothes at night for some reason. 那難道不奇怪嗎 大人們給我們說 出于某種原因 我們晚上該穿著衣服睡覺

And I remember being 8 years old,dancing on my bed as you do when you're 8 years old. 我記得八歲時 裸體在床上跳舞 跟你八歲時一樣

My mother came in and she said Andrew,put on some clothes and get to bed now. 我媽媽進來了 然后說安德魯 穿上衣服 快點睡覺

I said why?And she said,we don't sleep naked in this house. 我說為什么啊 她說 這個家不許裸睡

I said why not?And she said,what if in the middle of the night,the house,what?Catches on fire. 我說為什么不呢 她說 如果大半夜的 房子 怎么了 著火了怎么辦