《柯南脫口秀》第159期:一場噩夢

I had to take a break.That's a .Not fun. 我的緩一緩 那是一場噩夢 可不好玩

I had to take a break because I went on . 我得緩一緩 因為我在吃抗生素

I don't know if you have done that,but you find out how big of a booze bag you really are when you have to go on antibiotics. 我不知道你們吃過沒有 但你必須吃抗生素的時候 會發(fā)現(xiàn)自己是個大酒鬼

My doctor said hey,you can't drink while you're on these antibiotics. 我醫(yī)生說 喂 你吃抗生素時不能喝酒

I said,ok,what makes you think that I drink?And he said well,I'm looking at your face. 我說 好吧 你為什么覺得我會喝酒 他說 我看著你的臉

Your big,dumb Irish head gives it away. 你又大又蠢的愛爾蘭腦袋出賣了你

I said ok,fine.He goes,yeah,you can't drink for a week. 我說好吧 他說 你一周都不能喝酒

And I said ok.Yeah,like a work week,that will do,right?That's probably monday,wednesday. 我說好吧 像是工作周 那就行了 對吧 大概是周一周三

Is that your week?That's my week to be honest with you.Thursday usually kicks off the weekend. 那是你的一周嗎 跟你說實話 這就是我的一周 星期四就開始了周末

He goes you can't go a week without drinking booze?And I said,I don't think so.I don't think so,to be honest with you,no. 他說 你都沒法一周不喝酒嗎 我說 我覺得不行 說實話 我覺得不行

And he said,that's,that's an issue.We should give you a physical. 他說 那是個問題 該給你做個體檢

So I had to do a physical.But you have to fill out a form.Have you ever had to do that.That's a nightmare. 所以我得做體檢 但你得填表 你們有沒有做過 那真是一場噩夢

On the first question it says,how many drinks do you have a week? 第一個問題是 你一周喝多少酒

Have you seen this?You're laughing because you know. 你們見過嗎 你們在笑因為你們知道

How many drinks do you have a week?The first answer is zero to one. 你一周喝多少酒 第一個答案是0到1杯