《柯南脫口秀》第109期:失去一代的觀眾

But you know what is interesting about you,a lot of that are into the L.A. Sports scene, 你的有趣的一點是 很多喜歡洛杉磯體育活動的名人

they hang out with the celebrities a lot,they become friends with them,they party with them.You don't do that. 都會和體育明星一起玩 和他們交朋友 一起聚會 你沒這樣做 

No,I don't do that.because I don't want to say you suck and then have to go out and have dinner with you.I want to be a real fan. 不 我不會這樣做 因為我不想罵完“你好爛”之后 再跟你一起出去吃晚餐 你懂嗎 我想當(dāng)真正的體育迷

I'm a real fan,so I'm yelling at you.I'm yelling at the refs. 我是真正的體育迷 所以我會對你吼 我會對裁判吼

I hate your game today.I love your game tomorrow.If I don't want to hang out.I want to stay a fan. 我討厭你今天的比賽 我喜歡你明天的比賽 所以我不想跟他們玩 我想繼續(xù)當(dāng)一個粉絲

That's cool.I appreciate that.I think that's very wise. 真酷 我欣賞這點 我覺得這很明智

Now,you're a fan but here's the thing,I don't know how people know this nationally,but you cannot watch dodgers on TV in Los Angeles. 你是道奇隊的球迷 但是有件怪事 我不知道全國人民是否知道 在洛杉磯的電視上看不到道奇隊的比賽

Yeah,I'm about to kick somebody's about that.Let's talk about that.It's a with DirecTV. 是的 因為這事我要揍某些人 我們來談?wù)勥@事 這是美國直播電視公司的爭議事件

They will not make a deal with the dodgers.They don't seem to be able to make a deal. 他們不和道奇隊簽約了 他們沒談妥

I don't think it's with the dodgers.I think it's DirecTV and it's time Warner Cable. 我覺得這不是道奇隊的問題 而是美國直播電視公司和時代華納有線公司的問題

They got to get it together.Baby what's happening,you all?You all businessmen,do business.you're losing a generation.Losing a generation. 他們必須想辦法解決 這是搞毛呢 各位 你們是生意人 快談生意啊 你們失去了一代的觀眾 失去了一代的觀眾

You're saying they're themselves,they are hurting the game.They're driving sport fans away. 你是說他們在自殺 破壞了比賽 趕走了體育迷

Young kids who could be watching baseball now and they're going to lose them. 年輕人本可以看棒球 而現(xiàn)在他們不會看了

Yeah,there about to be on the ipads and stupid phones,whatever they're going to be on, 對 他們會去玩iPad和愚蠢的手機 或是其他什么東西

you know what I'm saying,everything but watching the dodgers.and you guys over a couple of dollars here and there.you are going to lose a generation of fans. 懂嗎 他們會做別的事 不看道奇隊比賽 你們?yōu)閹酌涝憙r還價的同時 失去了一代的體育迷

You know My son is already mad,and I'm trying to say man,stick with it,stick with it.they're going to come back.Get it together.We want to see some dodgers in L.A. 我兒子已經(jīng)生氣了 我試圖給他說 堅持住 比賽會回來的 趕緊解決問題 我們想在洛杉磯看道奇隊比賽