《柯南脫口秀》第75期:朱莉的大日子

Welcome to tonight's show.I think we have a great show this evening.We'll see. 歡迎來(lái)觀看今晚的節(jié)目 今晚的節(jié)目真棒啊 走著瞧吧

What's that terrible tone?Oh,I'm sorry. 什么口氣啊 抱歉了

You're supposed to back me all the way out here.we will,we'll have a great show. 你應(yīng)該絕對(duì)挺我的 說(shuō)真的 節(jié)目肯定很棒

A lot of fun stuff.Excellent show tonight.Oh,yeah. 很多好玩的東西 今晚節(jié)目很棒 好耶

That was a waste of time.What if I started doing that up top?That's my new thing. 真是浪費(fèi)時(shí)間 如果我一開(kāi)場(chǎng)就那么做呢 這是我的新表演

Lots to talk about.Big,big day for Angelina Jolie today. 很多話題可談 今天是安吉麗娜·朱莉的大日子

Did you hear the news?Ok,that's what I'm here for.A woman over here went no,please tell me. 大家聽(tīng)說(shuō)了嗎 好吧 所以我來(lái)給你們說(shuō)了 那邊有個(gè)女士 沒(méi)有呀 說(shuō)吧

Today,Angelina jolie met with pope Francis at the Vatican.That's cool. 今天 安吉麗娜·朱莉在梵蒂岡覲見(jiàn)了弗蘭西斯教皇 多酷啊

After she left,Pope Francis was overheard saying damn!He said that,his eyes came out. 她走之后 有人聽(tīng)到教皇說(shuō)“美得冒泡啊” 他真這么說(shuō) 眼睛都瞪出來(lái)了

His pope hat around and came back down.Came back down again.Fun. 教皇去嘚瑟了一圈 然后才回來(lái) 然后又回來(lái)了 好好玩

It's true,Angelina Jolie met with Pope Francis.Long story short,she adopted him. 真事哦 安吉麗娜·朱莉覲見(jiàn)了教皇 長(zhǎng)話短說(shuō) 她領(lǐng)養(yǎng)了他

Yeah,true.she had everything but a pope.Now she's all set. 真的哦 她什么樣的孩子都有了 就差教皇了 這下全了