《柯南脫口秀》第74期:去奧普拉的家里

Did you mom,you know,did you take her on the set of "Selma"?Did she meet Oprah. 你帶你媽媽去了《塞爾瑪游行》的片場嗎 她跟奧普拉見面了嗎

I actually took my mother to Oprah's home,but I had to threaten her first. 實際上我?guī)覌寢屓チ藠W普拉的家里 但我得先威脅她

I had to say mother,do not.I had  to speak to her and say,If you embarrass me,don't ask any,don't say anything,don't ask anything. 我得說 媽媽 不要 我得咬牙切齒地說 如果你讓我丟臉了 不要問任何 什么都不要說 什么都不要問

What would she say to Oprah that would be embarrassing?Seriously. 她跟奧普拉會說什么讓你丟臉的話 說真的

she said to me,I wasn't going to say anything.I was only going to ask her what was going on with her and Steadman? 她跟我說 我什么都不打算說 我本來只打算問她 她和長期搭檔斯特德曼之間是怎么回事

Mom.I say,don't ask her that.I was going to ask her if I could hang out with her and Gail. 媽 我說 別問她那個 我打算問她 我能不能跟她還有蓋爾出去玩

No,you can't say that either.No,no.I had to keep her close to me. 不 那也不能問 不行的 我得讓她一直待在我身邊

You did get to socialize with Oprah,and you shot something with Oprah,right? 你們的確跟奧普拉去玩了 你跟奧普拉拍視頻了 對吧

You been on my Instagram?Yeah,I've been on your Instagram.Yes,I've been on your Instagram. 你看了我的Instagram嗎 是啊 我看了你的Instagram 是的 我看了你的Instagram

This is you and Oprah,what are you doing.You're cleaning up in the kitchen? 這是你和奧普拉 你們在干什么 你們在廚房里搞衛(wèi)生嗎

We are washing dishes.Is this after a party because it looks like you're having a lot of fun for cleaning. 我們在洗碗 這是在派對之后嗎 因為看起來你們搞衛(wèi)生搞得很開心

Well,here's what I will tell you.Oprah's lovely.she's everything you think she is. 我要告訴你這個 奧普拉很可愛 她跟你認為的一樣好

However,she has a very heavy hand when it comes to pouring a drink.really? yeah. 但是 她倒酒的時候手很重 真的嗎 是的

she likes a big strong drink? she gives you about 98% alcohol and then a sample of a liquid. 她喜歡大杯的烈性酒 她給你倒98%的酒精 然后是混合酒的DNA樣本