《柯南脫口秀》第44期:不了解丹麥

We went on this two-week trip and staying locally in this beautiful village. 我們?nèi)ヂ眯袃芍?我們待在當?shù)匾粋€美麗的村莊

And the people were great.I arrived the first day and I had to go and I went in and they didn't have like a toilet. 當?shù)厝撕芎?我第一天到了 我想去廁所 結(jié)果他們沒有廁所

There was just a hole in the floor.where you have to kind of down. 只有旱廁 得蹲著上

And something happened with my body,It just went no,that's not going to happen. 我的身體就起反應(yīng)了 拒絕了這種事

Nope.Didn't want to do that.I didn't go.I didn't think about it. 不行 我不想那么做 我就沒上 我都沒想到這事

It was a little full at the end of the two weeks. 兩周之后 感覺肚子里慢慢的

Then arrived back home in Denmark and I got home and within 28 seconds I was on the toilet.And it was,it was good. 然后我回到了丹麥 不到28秒 我就上了廁所 感覺好舒暢

It feels good sharing.I never told this story before.And I,wow. 說出來感覺棒棒噠 這故事我從來沒說過 現(xiàn)在

Thank you.Something in the state of Denmark. 謝謝你 丹麥要壞掉了

All right.I have to ask you,you are from Denmark.I am.Have you been? 好吧 我要問你 你是丹麥人 是的 你去過嗎

You know,I have not.It's one of the things,I love my job,absolutely love this job. 沒有 我喜歡我的工作

But because of the of being here,I don't get to travel as much as I would like to. 但我必須一直待在這里 我不能常出去旅游

that's the only downside to this gig.and so I have never been to Denmark.I would love to go. 這是這份工作唯一的壞處 我沒去過丹麥 我很像去看看

I don't think Americans,I don't think we know that much about Denmark. 我覺得美國人 不是很了解丹麥

What are misconceptions or what are thing that's would surprise us. 美國人對丹麥有哪些誤解和不了解之處

We used to be the happiest people in the world.But we down to third . 我們以前曾是最快樂的人 但現(xiàn)在排在第三位了

Yeah,Do you know why?I have no idea.Right.I have no idea.Probably constipation. 知道為什么嗎 不知道 不知道 可能是因為便秘