《柯南脫口秀》第43期:已經(jīng)道歉三次

No,I mean,last year I did a movie coming out next year called Gods of Egypt. 去年我拍了部電影 明年上映 叫《埃及眾神》

And I had to bulk up somewhat for that,and every morning I would come on set 我要為那部電影稍稍練壯實(shí)一點(diǎn) 每天早上我去片場

and they would have like this dish ready for me,which was like six eggs and a lot of 他們?yōu)槲覝?zhǔn)備了菜 六個(gè)雞蛋 好多三文魚

and a lot of vegetables,spinach and protein shake. 很多蔬菜 菠菜 蛋白質(zhì)奶昔

That is so much,that's an insane amount of protein.It's obscene,yeah. 好大的蛋白量啊 簡直過分

And the problem for me is when I have too much of those shakes,and especially if I have like a protein bar, 我的問題是 我喝多了那種奶昔 尤其如果我吃蛋白質(zhì)棒

I don't know if any of you have experienced that,but it's like,it's like cement. 不知道大家是否有相同體驗(yàn) 感覺像水泥一樣

It will stop my system functioning.For days.Have you ever experienced that? 我的身體都停止運(yùn)作了 好幾天 你有過這種經(jīng)歷嗎

How did we get down this road? 我們?cè)趺凑f到這上面來的

We started with me saying,you look good.You look like you workout. 起初我說的是 你看上去很不錯(cuò) 你似乎有鍛煉

And now you're basically telling us.You know,I once went two weeks without going to the bathroom.Really，two weeks? 結(jié)果你現(xiàn)在說起了 我曾經(jīng)便秘兩周 真的 兩周

Fascinating,that was my next question. 太有趣了 我接下來就要問這個(gè)

My next question was,when was the last time you pooped?It was right here. 你上次通便是什么時(shí)候 就在這上面

Two weeks.I know,I shouldn't tell you this story.It's a little gross.But hey,now it's just you and me and then we can do it. 兩周 我真不該說的 有點(diǎn)惡心 只有咱倆了 那我們說吧

I think no one is watching home by now.I'm sorry. 應(yīng)該沒有人在家里看呢 真抱歉

Once you got into that part.I'm going to check something else out.I apologize. 你一說到這個(gè)話題 他們都 我還是換個(gè)臺(tái)吧 真抱歉

That's the third time you apologized. 你已經(jīng)道歉三次了