《柯南脫口秀》第25期:支持同性戀婚姻

I believe in the main things,one god. 我相信主要的東西 一個上帝

I believe you should respect your parents.I believe you should love your neighbor. 你該尊重你的父母 愛你的鄰居

The rest of it,I don't know. a coin. 其余的 我不知道 扔一枚硬幣吧

Should I not want to my neighbor's wife? 我不該垂涎我鄰居的妻子嗎

Probably not,but maybe she shouldn't be walking around half naked with the drapes open, 也許不該吧 但也許她不該半裸著走來走去 窗簾還沒拉上

Because that's how sin happens，that's how it happens. 因?yàn)樽锬蹙褪沁@樣發(fā)生的 這樣發(fā)生的

Her carelessness,plus my high-powered .Equals sin. 她的粗心大意 加上我的高倍望遠(yuǎn)鏡 就等于罪孽

I'm also gay marriage.Yeah.Drop the bible.clap your hands.Pro gay marriage. 我也支持同性戀婚姻 是的 扔掉圣經(jīng) 鼓掌吧 支持同性戀婚姻

Gay marriage is legal in new york.what's this mean for me?I'm straight. 同性戀婚姻在紐約合法了 這對我意味著什么 我是直男

I live with another straight guy.Five years now,because I can't affort to move out. 我跟另一個直男住一起 五年時(shí)間了 因?yàn)槲覜]錢搬出去

So two more years out of this law,are we going to be gay common law married? 根據(jù)這項(xiàng)法律 再過兩年我們就要成為同性戀已婚伴侶嗎

Because I think gays should be allowed to get married,but I don't think I should have to be gay,just because I'm poor.Thank you. 因?yàn)槲矣X得應(yīng)該允許同性戀結(jié)婚 但我覺得不該就因?yàn)槲腋F 我就是同性戀了 謝謝

Like I said,I love in new your.I have a problem. 我說過 我住在紐約 我家鬧耗子

That's the beauty of living in new york.You live in an urban area but you still have the problems of a farmer. 這就是住在紐約的美妙之處 你住在城市里 但是還有農(nóng)民的問題

I don't tell my landlord I have rats.why?Not a snitch.They just get suspicious. 我沒告訴我的房東我家鬧耗子 為什么 我不是告密者 告密者沒好報(bào)