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	第十一季第二十集
0,0:00:02.99,	If Bruce Banner's driving a rental car
	如果布魯斯·班納在開(kāi)租來(lái)的車(chē)時(shí)
0,0:00:05.49,	and turns into the Hulk, do you think he's covered,
	變身成了綠巨人浩克車(chē)壞了保險(xiǎn)賠嗎
0,0:00:07.90,	or does he need to add the Hulk as an additional driver?
	還是租車(chē)時(shí)他得先加上浩克為附加駕駛才行
0,0:00:12.92,	You really need a girlfriend.
	你真的該交個(gè)女朋友了
0,0:00:17.45,	Mailman's here!
	郵差先生來(lái)啦
0,0:00:19.89,	Aw. Remember when he used to get at excited to see us?
	還記得他當(dāng)年看到我們也這個(gè)興奮勁兒?jiǎn)?/td>
0,0:00:23.91,	Do you have any mail for Dr. Sheldon Cooper?
	有給謝爾頓·庫(kù)珀博士的信嗎
0,0:00:26.51,	I do, but I can't hand it right to you--
	有不過(guò)我不能直接給你
0,0:00:28.84,	I have to put it in the box.
	我必需得先放進(jìn)郵箱里
0,0:00:30.36,	And that is what separates the U.S. Postal Service
	這一點(diǎn)就能看出正經(jīng)的美國(guó)郵政服務(wù)
0,0:00:32.64,	from those hippies at FedEx.
	與快遞公司不正經(jīng)的快遞員的差別
0,0:00:36.66,	Oh, goody!
	太好啦
0,0:00:39.73,	What is so exciting?
	什么東西讓你這么興奮
0,0:00:41.18,	It's a letter from Dr. Wolcott.
	是沃爾科特博士寄來(lái)的信
0,0:00:43.05,	We've been corresponding about my string theory research.
	我們一直有通信討論我的弦理論研究
0,0:00:46.02,	Wait. Robert Wolcott? Like Wolcott's Theorem Wolcott?
	羅伯特·沃爾科特沃爾科特定理的那個(gè)人嗎
0,0:00:49.96,	The very same.
	就是他
0,0:00:51.75,	Didn't he go crazy and cut off all contact with people?
	他不是發(fā)瘋?cè)缓蟾腥藬嘟^聯(lián)絡(luò)了嗎
0,0:00:55.03,	Yeah, he was driven mad by a friend
	對(duì)啊他是因?yàn)楸凰呐笥?/td>
0,0:00:57.44,	who kept wanting to talk about the Hulk's car insurance!
	整天想聊浩克的汽車(chē)保險(xiǎn)給逼瘋的
0,0:01:01.73,	Oh. He's invited me to his cabin for the weekend,
	他邀請(qǐng)我這周末去他的木屋
0,0:01:04.85,	to discuss a breakthrough he's had.
	聊聊他最近的新突破
0,0:01:06.98,	- His cabin? - Yes. He lives off the grid,
	他的什么木屋-他隱居世外
0,0:01:09.63,	up in the mountains.
	住在山里
0,0:01:10.85,	So you're gonna go to the middle of nowhere
	所以你要到渺無(wú)人煙的地方
0,0:01:12.87,	and spend the weekend with a crazy man you've never met?
	跟一個(gè)你素未謀面的瘋子度過(guò)周末嗎
0,0:01:16.43,	Yes. Why?
	對(duì)啊怎么了
0,0:01:19.61,	No reason. Have fun.
	沒(méi)什么玩得開(kāi)心
0,0:02:02.51,	Oh, nice one.
	厲害
0,0:02:04.81,	Hey, Penny, that's what you sound like when you read.
	佩妮你讀書(shū)的時(shí)候聽(tīng)起來(lái)也是這樣
0,0:02:09.72,	- Hey! ?- What?
	喂-干嘛啦
0,0:02:10.76,	He said it.
	是他說(shuō)的
0,0:02:13.07,	Sheldon, what are you doing?
	謝爾頓你在干嘛
0,0:02:14.39,	I am decoding Dr. Wolcott's letter
	我在解碼沃爾科特博士的信
0,0:02:16.58,	using this book as the key.
	這本書(shū)是解密的密鑰
0,0:02:18.11,	Aren't conversations more fun when they're in code?
	用密語(yǔ)做的交談是不是比普通的更有趣呢
0,0:02:20.40,	Yes. But I'm using a code where "Yes" means "No."
	對(duì)的但我的"對(duì)的"是"不對(duì)"的密語(yǔ)
0,0:02:25.14,	Oh. I got it!
	我解出來(lái)了
0,0:02:26.19,	He's given me directions to his cabin.
	他給了我去他木屋的路線(xiàn)
0,0:02:28.26,	He seems a little paranoid.
	他有點(diǎn)太神經(jīng)兮兮了吧
0,0:02:30.17,	He is not paranoid.
	他才沒(méi)有神經(jīng)兮兮
0,0:02:33.06,	- What are you doing? - ?Following his instructions.
	你在干嘛-遵從他的指示
0,0:02:42.96,	Leonard, you are not letting Sheldon go alone this weekend.
	萊納德不許你讓謝爾頓這周末獨(dú)自赴會(huì)
0,0:02:45.44,	I am a grown man-- I don't need somebody to chaperone me.
	我是大人了我不需要誰(shuí)來(lái)當(dāng)我監(jiān)護(hù)人
0,0:02:48.78,	I just need him to drop me off, pick me up,
	我只需要他送我去結(jié)束后接我回來(lái)
0,0:02:50.69,	and pack me a sack lunch.
	再幫我包一份午餐就行
0,0:02:53.67,	Don't look at me.
	別看我
0,0:02:54.62,	When the music stopped, you were holding Sheldon.
	當(dāng)結(jié)束奏樂(lè)之時(shí) 牽著他的手的人是你
0,0:02:58.18,	Amy can't take him-- it's her bachelorette party this weekend.
	艾米不能帶他去她的單身女郎派對(duì)是這周末
0,0:03:00.60,	Yes, it is--
	是的呢
0,0:03:01.73,	because I'm getting married!
	因?yàn)槔夏镆Y(jié)婚啦
0,0:03:04.73,	Are you gonna be doing that all weekend?
	你這一整個(gè)周末都打算這樣嗎
0,0:03:06.05,	Yes. Do you know why?
	對(duì) 你知道為什么嗎
0,0:03:07.02,	Because you're getting married!
	因?yàn)槟阋Y(jié)婚啦
0,0:03:10.46,	All right, Leonard,
	好吧萊納德
0,0:03:11.10,	looks like you're driving me.
	看來(lái)得你開(kāi)車(chē)送我了
0,0:03:12.14,	But maybe you could drop me at the bottom of the mountain.
	但你到時(shí)候在山腳下放我下就行了
0,0:03:14.32,	I want him to think I'm cool.
	不想被他看見(jiàn)我要人送都不酷了
0,0:03:17.19,	That's great, everyone's got weekend plans.
	太好了大家周末都有安排
0,0:03:19.04,	Amy has her bachelorette party,
	艾米有單身女郎派對(duì)
0,0:03:20.42,	and Sheldon's gonna go to the woods and get hunted for sport.
	謝爾頓要到森林里被人當(dāng)狩獵的獵物
0,0:03:23.93,	Yeah, as someone who has to track him every time
	身為每次他在宜家走丟時(shí)
0,0:03:25.51,	he gets lost in IKEA,
	負(fù)責(zé)找到他的專(zhuān)人
0,0:03:26.67,	I feel like I'd be really good at that.
	我感覺(jué)我也會(huì)是狩獵他的一把好手
0,0:03:29.48,	Leonard, you cannot drop him off.
	萊納德你不能放他下車(chē)就走
0,0:03:30.80,	You have to stay with him and keep him safe.
	你得跟他待在一起確保他的安全
0,0:03:33.12,	- Howard, you have to go and keep Leonard safe. ?- Fine.
	-霍華德你得去確保萊納德的安全 -好吧
0,0:03:35.61,	I get it-- and you want me to go and keep Howard safe.
	我懂你也想要我去確?；羧A德的安全
0,0:03:38.78,	- Actually, I... - ?Uh, just say yes, or he's gonna want
	其實(shí)我...-你就說(shuō)是不然這家伙
0,0:03:40.62,	to come to the bachelorette party.
	會(huì)要來(lái)我們的單身女郎派對(duì)
0,0:03:45.99,	Are you sure you're gonna be okay this weekend?
	你確定這周末你可以嗎
0,0:03:48.22,	Of course.
	當(dāng)然啦
0,0:03:49.28,	No, I'm much more concerned about you.
	其實(shí)我更擔(dān)心的是你
0,0:03:51.21,	I know how you gals behave when the men are away.
	我知道男人不在時(shí) 你們女人都是什么德行
0,0:03:55.41,	You do?
	你知道嗎
0,0:03:56.68,	I've read The Bacchae by Euripides.
	我讀過(guò)詩(shī)人歐里庇得斯的《酒神的女信徒》
0,0:03:59.35,	Drinking wine, riding panthers...
	喝喝小酒騎騎豹子
0,0:04:03.85,	Proof that girls have gone wild for over 2,500 years.
	證明了女人野有著超過(guò)2500年的歷史
0,0:04:07.95,	Well, I wish I could say none of that is gonna happen,
	我也想跟你說(shuō)不會(huì)發(fā)生那些事
0,0:04:10.00,	but Penny is planning it, and she is the reason
	但是是佩妮在籌辦而她也是我
0,0:04:12.39,	I own those underwear with writing across the butt.
	會(huì)擁有屁股上有字的內(nèi)褲的始作俑者
0,0:04:16.43,	Well, just be careful,
	凡事小心
0,0:04:19.15,	and use protection.
	記得使用防護(hù)措施
0,0:04:22.05,	What do you think is gonna happen?
	你是覺(jué)得我們會(huì)做什么啊
0,0:04:24.20,	I don't know. But it's going to be sunny,
	我不知道啊但周末艷陽(yáng)高照
0,0:04:26.15,	and you burn easily.
	你又容易曬傷
0,0:04:28.82,	It'll be fine.
	我會(huì)沒(méi)事的
0,0:04:30.24,	I'm sure there'll be some drinking and some dancing,
	我估計(jì)會(huì)喝點(diǎn)酒跳點(diǎn)舞
0,0:04:32.76,	and then a mailman'll probably show up
	然后會(huì)有個(gè)郵差出現(xiàn)
0,0:04:34.49,	and take his clothes off...
	開(kāi)始脫掉他的衣服...
0,0:04:36.01,	Nicholas is going to take his clothes off?
	尼古拉斯要來(lái)脫衣服嗎
0,0:04:39.48,	No, not our mailman.
	不是不是我們的郵差
0,0:04:41.47,	A dancer pretending to be a mailman.
	是扮成郵差的舞者
0,0:04:44.16,	Impersonating a federal employee?
	冒充聯(lián)邦雇員嗎
0,0:04:45.91,	Oh, where's the after-party, prison?
	你們的慶功宴在哪舉辦監(jiān)獄嗎
0,0:04:50.92,	It's sweet that you're worried about me.
	你擔(dān)心我的樣子好有愛(ài)
0,0:04:52.85,	Well, of course I'm worried about you--
	我當(dāng)然擔(dān)心你啦
0,0:04:54.26,	I want you to be safe.
	我希望你平平安安
0,0:04:55.68,	And I want you to be safe.
	我也希望你平平安安
0,0:04:57.14,	I will be. I'll have my friends with me.
	我會(huì)的我的朋友們會(huì)陪著我
0,0:04:59.30,	If anything should go wrong, I can use them as human shields.
	如果出了什么事我可以拿他們當(dāng)人肉盾牌
0,0:05:06.23,	For most of human history,
	在人類(lèi)歷史中的大多數(shù)時(shí)候
0,0:05:08.31,	time was believed to be an objective part of reality.
	時(shí)間都被認(rèn)為是現(xiàn)實(shí)客觀(guān)存在的一部分
0,0:05:12.68,	But with the contributions of Immanuel Kant,
	但根據(jù)伊曼努爾康德的理論
0,0:05:16.02,	science and philosophy...
	科學(xué)與哲學(xué)...
0,0:05:18.18,	When I said you should make a playlist for the road trip,
	當(dāng)我叫你搞個(gè)旅途歌單
0,0:05:20.95,	I meant music.
	我是說(shuō)讓你找點(diǎn)音樂(lè)
0,0:05:24.95,	This is better than music--
	這比音樂(lè)更好
0,0:05:26.37,	this is a lecture on nonlinear time.
	這是關(guān)于非線(xiàn)性時(shí)間的講座呢
0,0:05:28.86,	Sounds like it's just on regular time.
	聽(tīng)起來(lái)只是正常的時(shí)間而已
0,0:05:30.97,	Yes. But I put it on shuffle.
	沒(méi)錯(cuò) 但我調(diào)成了隨機(jī)播放
0,0:05:36.35,	This is nice.
	真好呀
0,0:05:37.54,	The four of us haven't taken a trip like this
	我們四個(gè)人上次這樣一起出行
0,0:05:39.55,	since Leonard's bachelor party.
	還是萊納德的單身派對(duì)
0,0:05:39.55,	第9季第3集

0,0:05:41.34,	And now here we are for Sheldon's.
	現(xiàn)在到了謝爾頓的單身派對(duì)
0,0:05:43.37,	Yeah, uh, Leonard...
	沒(méi)錯(cuò) 那個(gè) 萊納德
0,0:05:45.18,	As Sheldon's best man, I need to inform you
	作為謝爾頓的伴郎我要通知你們
0,0:05:47.79,	that this is not a bachelor party.
	這不是一個(gè)單身派對(duì)
0,0:05:49.81,	And tell them why.
	告訴他們?cè)?/td>
0,0:05:51.20,	Because you're a tiresome scold.
	所以你這人碎碎念抱怨不停
0,0:05:54.41,	No. It's because a bachelor party
	才怪因?yàn)閱紊砼蓪?duì)
0,0:05:57.25,	is typically a hedonistic blowout
	是一場(chǎng)只追求肉體歡愉的
0,0:05:59.14,	where no pleasures of the flesh are denied.
	享樂(lè)派對(duì)
0,0:06:00.98,	I'm not interested in that.
	我對(duì)此毫無(wú)興趣
0,0:06:03.17,	How is that not exactly what I said?
	這和我剛才說(shuō)的有什么區(qū)別
0,0:06:09.47,	Okay, now,
	好了
0,0:06:10.01,	I promised Sheldon things weren't gonna get too crazy tonight.
	我向謝爾頓保證過(guò)今晚不會(huì)太瘋狂
0,0:06:13.02,	Should I be worried?
	我應(yīng)該擔(dān)心嗎
0,0:06:14.24,	Oh, just about who you're marrying.
	你只需擔(dān)心你要嫁的那個(gè)人
0,0:06:20.43,	Just come on.
	快來(lái)吧
0,0:06:22.54,	Welcome to your...
	歡迎來(lái)到你的...
0,0:06:25.60,	bachelorette party!
	單身派對(duì)
0,0:06:35.53,	It's a quilting bee!
	大家縫聚會(huì)
0,0:06:36.85,	My bachelorette party's a quilting bee!
	我的單身派對(duì)是大家縫聚會(huì)
0,0:06:40.23,	Isn't it perfect?
	是不是很完美
0,0:06:41.32,	Yeah, instead of oiled-up strippers and sex toys,
	沒(méi)錯(cuò) 拋開(kāi)那些涂油脫衣舞男和性玩具
0,0:06:43.99,	we thought: what does Amy like?
	我們認(rèn)真地思考艾米到底喜歡什么
0,0:06:49.36,	Amy likes the quilting bee!
	艾米最?lèi)?ài)大家縫聚會(huì)了
0,0:06:55.58,	Well, this place is creepy.
	這地方太詭異了
0,0:06:57.59,	Why?
	為什么
0,0:06:58.54,	Well, did you see his vegetable garden?
	你沒(méi)看到他的菜園嗎
0,0:07:00.57,	Heirloom tomatoes in April.
	在四月種純種番茄
0,0:07:03.28,	Creepy.
	太詭異了
0,0:07:05.44,	Okay, listen.
	好了聽(tīng)著
0,0:07:06.35,	Dr. Wolcott is a brilliant topologist.
	沃爾科特博士是頂尖的拓?fù)鋵W(xué)家
0,0:07:08.89,	We need to set some ground rules so that you don't embarrass me.
	我們得制定一些基本規(guī)則免得你們丟臉
0,0:07:11.73,	No magic. No whining.
	不許變魔術(shù) 不許發(fā)牢騷
0,0:07:13.59,	You-- just no.
	還有你什么都不許
0,0:07:17.95,	Uh, how come he gets to whine?
	他怎么就能抱怨呢
0,0:07:22.50,	Dr. Wolcott?
	沃爾科特博士
0,0:07:23.85,	Dr. Wolcott? Dr. Wolcott?
	沃爾科特博士沃爾科特博士
0,0:07:34.12,	That's a lot of locks.
	開(kāi)了好多道鎖呀
0,0:07:35.59,	Mm. That was a lot of knocks-- they were made for each other.
	他也敲了好多次門(mén) 這倆是絕配
0,0:07:41.83,	- Dr. Wolcott. ?- Dr. Cooper.
	沃爾科特博士-庫(kù)柏博士
0,0:07:44.34,	Uh, who are these people?
	這些人是誰(shuí)呀
0,0:07:46.29,	Oh, these are my friends. I wrote about them in my letter.
	他們是我的朋友我在信里介紹過(guò)
0,0:07:48.99,	Oh, letter? I didn't get a letter.
	信我沒(méi)收到過(guò)信呀
0,0:07:51.29,	Well, that's because I just sent it this morning, you know?
	我今早才把信寄出來(lái)
0,0:07:53.54,	So score one for linear time. ?
	看來(lái)是線(xiàn)性時(shí)間贏了
0,0:07:56.72,	Well, um, I don't normally allow strangers into my house.
	我一般不允許陌生人進(jìn)我的房子
0,0:08:00.43,	But when you do, you-you let them out, right?
	但如果進(jìn)來(lái)了你也會(huì)放他們離開(kāi)吧
0,0:08:05.23,	Dr. Cooper, if you can promise me
	庫(kù)珀博士如果你能保證
0,0:08:06.98,	these men share your intellect and academic rigor,
	這些人像你一樣聰明又嚴(yán)謹(jǐn)
0,0:08:10.37,	yeah, I suppose they can join us.
	那我可以讓他們加入
0,0:08:13.78,	You guys might need to wait in the car.
	你們可能得在車(chē)上等我了
0,0:08:23.58,	Well, let me show you around.
	我來(lái)給你們介紹一下
0,0:08:25.55,	This is the chair where I do most of my thinking,
	這是我思考大部分事情時(shí)坐的椅子
0,0:08:28.43,	my thinking about work.
	用來(lái)思考工作上的事
0,0:08:30.24,	Now, my thinking about people who have wronged me,
	思考那些待我不好的人時(shí)
0,0:08:33.35,	I do over there.
	我坐那把椅子
0,0:08:36.19,	I've always said that I should get a grudge chair.
	我一直說(shuō)我需要一把用來(lái)怨恨的椅子
0,0:08:38.66,	- Leonard, have I not always said that? - Mm, you have--
	-萊納德我是不是一直說(shuō)呀 -你說(shuō)了
0,0:08:41.34,	- but you were worried you'd spend too much time in it. - Yeah.
	但你擔(dān)心自己花太多時(shí)間在上面了-對(duì)
0,0:08:44.77,	That was a real concern.
	這是真的
0,0:08:47.14,	Oh, my God, this tomato is amazing!
	我的天這個(gè)番茄太好吃了
0,0:08:50.85,	I can eat it like an apple.
	我可以像啃蘋(píng)果一樣吃掉它
0,0:08:53.62,	My secret is I fertilize it with my own manure.
	我的秘密就是用自己的糞便施肥
0,0:09:03.65,	The look on your face.
	這表情千金不換
0,0:09:07.36,	It's a sort of grin. You want to know what kind?
	這微笑的弧度想知道跟哪個(gè)部位的像嗎
0,0:09:14.89,	So, Dr. Wolcott,
	沃爾科特博士
0,0:09:16.14,	in your letter, you said you had a new mathematical approach
	你信中提到你有一種最新的數(shù)學(xué)理論
0,0:09:19.00,	that would help me conceptualize the dimensions in string theory?
	可以幫助我將弦理論中的維度概念化
0,0:09:21.91,	Uh, yes, yes, yes, yes. But before we get started,
	沒(méi)錯(cuò)沒(méi)錯(cuò) 但我們開(kāi)始前
0,0:09:25.87,	I am going to need to collect everybody's phone.
	我需要先把每個(gè)人的手機(jī)沒(méi)收了
0,0:09:29.25,	Oh. ?Why?
	為什么
0,0:09:30.42,	Because they're little listening devices, aren't they?
	因?yàn)樗麄兛啥际切⌒透`聽(tīng)器呢
0,0:09:33.38,	Yes, for people to spy on you and steal your work.
	可以被想盜取你成果的人利用
0,0:09:37.58,	Yeah, what happened to the good old days
	回想一下過(guò)去的好日子
0,0:09:38.90,	where if someone wanted to steal your work,
	如果想盜取你的心血
0,0:09:40.38,	they had to hire a prostitute to seduce you?
	還得請(qǐng)個(gè)妓女來(lái)勾引你
0,0:09:44.74,	Who told you about that?
	誰(shuí)告訴你這件事的
0,0:09:48.01,	Just making a joke.
	我只是開(kāi)個(gè)玩笑
0,0:09:49.42,	Yeah, it's not funny when it happens.
	真的發(fā)生的時(shí)候就沒(méi)那么好笑了
0,0:09:53.16,	All right, now,
	好了
0,0:09:53.93,	you're probably going to want to start with this notebook here.
	你可以先從這個(gè)筆記本開(kāi)始
0,0:09:58.97,	- Oh. Oh, my. ?- Here we are.
	我的天-開(kāi)始吧
0,0:10:04.54,	no offense, Dr. Wolcott, but I'm not sure this makes any sense.
	無(wú)意冒犯沃爾科特博士這內(nèi)容無(wú)意義啊
0,0:10:07.99,	That's because I've written it all backwards.
	因?yàn)槲叶际堑怪鴮?xiě)的
0,0:10:09.94,	You... Wow.
	你哦哇
0,0:10:13.20,	That's "Wow" backwards.
	我這是倒著說(shuō)的"哇哦"
0,0:10:16.63,	Hmm. You know...
	那個(gè)...
0,0:10:18.54,	- I still don't get it. - Well, plus the numbers are letters
	我還是看不懂-里面的數(shù)字其實(shí)是字母
0,0:10:21.23,	and the letters are numbers. ?Oh.
	字母其實(shí)是數(shù)字
0,0:10:24.23,	I love him.
	我愛(ài)死他了
0,0:10:37.79,	Are you having fun?
	你是不是玩得很開(kāi)心
0,0:10:41.70,	Yeah.
	開(kāi)心
0,0:10:42.52,	I just, uh, finished sewing this top to bottom.
	剛縫好了上邊到下邊的部分
0,0:10:46.57,	Now I'm gonna sew it side to side.
	現(xiàn)在要開(kāi)始縫左右的
0,0:10:50.33,	Pace yourself.
	慢慢來(lái)
0,0:10:52.43,	Some more tea?
	喝茶不
0,0:10:53.31,	Oh, lovely.
	太好了
0,0:11:03.27,	Seriously? What the hell?
	什么鬼啊這都是啥玩意呀
0,0:11:06.12,	- Huh? - ?What?
	怎么了-怎么回事
0,0:11:07.11,	This is my bachelorette party, tea and quilts?
	這是我的單身派對(duì) 喝茶和縫被子嗎
0,0:11:10.20,	?Well, you said you didn't want anything crazy.
	你自己說(shuō)不要太瘋狂的
0,0:11:12.62,	?Yes, but I said it like, "I don't want anything crazy."
	可我說(shuō)的方式是 "我不要太瘋狂的"
0,0:11:15.86,	Which clearly means I wanted something crazy.
	意思就是我要瘋我要狂
0,0:11:19.07,	I mean, is this how boring you think I am?
	難道你們眼中的我就是這么無(wú)趣嗎
0,0:11:22.45,	Penny, she asked you a question.
	佩妮她在問(wèn)你問(wèn)題呢
0,0:11:26.00,	Of course not.
	當(dāng)然不是了
0,0:11:27.58,	So you thought that I would like quilting?
	所以你們覺(jué)得我喜歡縫被子嗎
0,0:11:29.39,	- Well, don't you? - Of course I like quilting!
	那你不喜歡嗎-當(dāng)然喜歡了
0,0:11:31.62,	It's the slowest way to make a blanket!
	這是制作一床被子的最慢方式
0,0:11:35.35,	But this is my bachelorette party!
	但這是我的單身女郎派對(duì)
0,0:11:37.00,	It's supposed to be fun and wild and full of bad decisions.
	那就應(yīng)該放縱不羈做些錯(cuò)誤決定
0,0:11:40.87,	Hey, we can make bad decisions.
	我們當(dāng)然可會(huì)做錯(cuò)誤決定了
0,0:11:42.87,	She had two kids back-to-back and I thought you'd like this,
	她接連生了兩個(gè)孩子我誤以為你喜歡縫被子
0,0:11:45.50,	so we're off to a good start.
	這還不算做錯(cuò)誤決定嗎
0,0:11:48.89,	Come on, let's go somewhere we can do body shots
	來(lái)吧讓我們找個(gè)地方
0,0:11:50.91,	- off shirtless bartenders. - ?Yes.
	在裸身酒保身上喝男體酒-沒(méi)錯(cuò)
0,0:11:52.62,	I don't know. That might be too much.
	真的嗎會(huì)不會(huì)太過(guò)了
0,0:11:54.46,	All right, you know what,
	沒(méi)錯(cuò) 那這樣吧
0,0:11:55.07,	why don't we stay home, have a little wine...
	我們還是留在家里喝點(diǎn)小酒...
0,0:11:56.60,	What are you not getting about this?!
	你們?cè)趺淳腕w會(huì)不到我的潛臺(tái)詞
0,0:12:02.05,	Dr. Wolcott, your work on time is revolutionary.
	沃爾科特博士您對(duì)時(shí)間的研究成果是革命性的
0,0:12:05.39,	I would say thank you,
	我想說(shuō)謝謝你
0,0:12:06.61,	but, in my theory of time,
	但在我的時(shí)間理論中
0,0:12:07.77,	you've already called my work revolutionary,
	你已經(jīng)贊揚(yáng)過(guò)我的成果具有革命性
0,0:12:09.86,	I've already thanked you,
	而我也已經(jīng)謝過(guò)你了
0,0:12:11.00,	and I hate repeating myself,
	我不喜歡重復(fù)說(shuō)一句話(huà)
0,0:12:12.64,	so let's move on.
	所以我就不說(shuō)了
0,0:12:16.38,	Wait a minute, are-are you saying that time
	等等你是說(shuō)時(shí)間和空間一樣
0,0:12:18.18,	has multiple dimensions, the same as space?
	都具有多維性嗎
0,0:12:20.36,	No. No, I'm not saying it--
	不不是我說(shuō)的
0,0:12:22.40,	the math is saying it.
	是數(shù)學(xué)計(jì)算說(shuō)的
0,0:12:24.18,	Though it is the math that I invented,
	當(dāng)然這個(gè)數(shù)學(xué)計(jì)算是我想出來(lái)的
0,0:12:25.71,	so, yes, I guess I am saying it.
	所以我想也可以等同于我說(shuō)的
0,0:12:29.62,	You understanding any of this?
	你能懂任何一點(diǎn)嗎
0,0:12:31.88,	I haven't understood anything since poop tomato.
	我從粑粑番茄之后就什么都搞不懂了
0,0:12:36.62,	My goodness,
	我的天
0,0:12:37.72,	this is incredible.
	這真是太神奇了
0,0:12:39.28,	?See, I-I'm just not seeing where string theory fits into all this,
	我就是想不出如何把弦理論代入其中
0,0:12:42.55,	and that's where I think that you and I
	所以我想在這點(diǎn)上
0,0:12:43.77,	could be of help to each other.
	你和我可以一起合作
0,0:12:45.14,	Thank you. I'd be honored.
	謝謝我真是榮幸
0,0:12:46.63,	All right. Allow me to show you my most recent journal.
	我給你看看我最新的論文吧
0,0:12:51.90,	Sheldon's right.
	謝爾頓說(shuō)得對(duì)
0,0:12:53.80,	This guy, this guy's brilliant.
	這家伙真是個(gè)天才
0,0:12:55.85,	Yeah, I mean, he's a little... kooky,
	沒(méi)錯(cuò) 雖然他有點(diǎn)神經(jīng)兮兮
0,0:12:58.96,	but a mind that can reconceptualize time
	但他聰明到可以重新概念化時(shí)間
0,0:13:01.01,	probably has a reason for keeping a jar
	那么他用罐子收集自己剪下來(lái)的腳趾甲
0,0:13:02.64,	of toenail clippings that we just don't understand.
	一定也有我們無(wú)法理解的原因了
0,0:13:06.28,	I could spend months up here just going through his math.
	我光看他算的內(nèi)容就能在這待上幾個(gè)月
0,0:13:08.97,	I think Sheldon might.
	我想謝爾頓可能會(huì)
0,0:13:10.58,	Great. Who's gonna tell Amy
	太棒了誰(shuí)去告訴艾米
0,0:13:12.61,	we lost her fiance to a madman in the mountains?
	她的未婚夫被深山里的瘋子搶走了
0,0:13:17.28,	Hey, I drove.
	我出力開(kāi)車(chē)了
0,0:13:22.68,	This is so exciting.
	好令人激動(dòng)呀
0,0:13:24.05,	Can we do a body shot?
	我們能不能喝男體酒
0,0:13:25.31,	I've always wanted to do a body shot.
	我一直想試試男體酒
0,0:13:26.77,	Also, what's a body shot?
	還有男體酒到底是什么
0,0:13:29.58,	It's when you take a drink out of a stranger's belly button.
	就是你用陌生人的肚臍盛酒來(lái)喝
0,0:13:32.37,	No, thanks.
	免了謝謝
0,0:13:33.93,	What if they have an outie?
	如果他們肚臍外凸怎么辦
0,0:13:34.91,	Does it just spill everywhere?
	就流得到處都是嗎
0,0:13:38.09,	Okay, look, we've got all night.
	我們有一整晚時(shí)間
0,0:13:39.13,	Let's just take it easy. We can...
	放松點(diǎn) 我們可以...
0,0:13:40.71,	I'm getting married!
	我要結(jié)婚啦
0,0:13:45.01,	Here you go. First round is on the house.
	給第一輪免費(fèi)
0,0:13:46.49,	Hey there.
	你好呀
0,0:13:48.05,	Do you do body shots?
	你提供男體酒服務(wù)嗎
0,0:13:49.46,	Oh, she said she didn't want one.
	她說(shuō)她不想玩這個(gè)了
0,0:13:50.88,	Mind your business.
	少管閑事
0,0:13:53.30,	Cheers!
	干杯
0,0:13:55.96,	12分鐘后

0,0:13:59.49,	Amy?
	艾米
0,0:14:00.84,	Amy? Should we get her home?
	艾米我們要不要送她回家
0,0:14:03.30,	Why? She's sound asleep, and we have sliders coming.
	為什么她睡死了我們又點(diǎn)了迷你漢堡
0,0:14:06.75,	One more round!
	再來(lái)一輪
0,0:14:10.14,	So, how would this work
	這在奇點(diǎn)的情況下
0,0:14:11.65,	in the context of a singularity?
	會(huì)如何進(jìn)行
0,0:14:13.55,	Yes, that's-that's a tricky bit to explain.
	這部分不好解釋
0,0:14:16.28,	I assume you're familiar with non-abelian group theory.
	你應(yīng)該熟悉非阿爾貝群理論吧
0,0:14:18.80,	Oh, and how.
	當(dāng)然
0,0:14:20.17,	You never forget your first group theory.
	你永遠(yuǎn)不會(huì)忘記第一次群理論
0,0:14:22.46,	Listen, I'm gonna put on a pot of coffee,
	各位我去煮一壺咖啡
0,0:14:24.51,	because there is a lot of math to go through.
	有很多數(shù)學(xué)的部分得過(guò)一遍
0,0:14:26.57,	And he said he didn't want a wild bachelor party.
	他還說(shuō)他不想要狂野的單身派對(duì)
0,0:14:29.25,	Excuse me?
	你說(shuō)什么
0,0:14:30.18,	Oh, uh, Sheldon's getting married in a month.
	謝爾頓一個(gè)月后要結(jié)婚了
0,0:14:33.61,	Congratulations.
	恭喜你
0,0:14:35.15,	Yeah, I'm a married man myself.
	我也是已婚男人
0,0:14:37.25,	Oh, really? Is she here?
	真的嗎妻子也在這兒?jiǎn)?/td>
0,0:14:38.58,	And alive?
	還活著嗎
0,0:14:41.98,	A-And can people other than you see her?
	除了你其他人也能看到她嗎
0,0:14:46.97,	She lives in Munich.
	她住在慕尼黑
0,0:14:48.16,	It's a perfect marriage.
	這是完美的婚姻
0,0:14:49.33,	We focus on our work
	我們專(zhuān)注于自己的研究
0,0:14:50.54,	and send each other cards every year on our birthdays.
	每年在生日的時(shí)候寄卡片給對(duì)方
0,0:14:53.85,	Hey, wait, what-what month is it?
	等等現(xiàn)在是幾月
0,0:14:55.96,	Uh, April.
	四月
0,0:14:56.69,	Most years.
	幾乎每年
0,0:14:59.10,	The point is we give each other space.
	重點(diǎn)是我們給彼此空間
0,0:15:00.96,	I give her Europe, she gives me South America.
	我給她歐洲她給我南美洲
0,0:15:03.37,	That's where she thinks I'm living.
	她以為我住在那兒
0,0:15:07.66,	I-I've never considered a long-distance marriage.
	我從沒(méi)考慮過(guò)遠(yuǎn)距離婚姻
0,0:15:10.97,	Well, listen, if you want to be a great scientist,
	聽(tīng)我說(shuō) 如果你想成為偉大的科學(xué)家
0,0:15:12.99,	you can't afford to be distracted.
	就不能被分心
0,0:15:15.28,	Hey, where are my manners?
	我怎么那么失禮
0,0:15:17.52,	You fellas must be hungry.
	你們一定餓了吧
0,0:15:19.59,	Do you like rabbit?
	你們喜歡兔肉嗎
0,0:15:20.78,	- ?Sure. ?- Sounds good.
	喜歡-聽(tīng)起來(lái)不錯(cuò)
0,0:15:22.07,	Okay.
	那好
0,0:15:23.84,	But can you tell the difference between rabbit and squirrel?
	但你們能分辨兔肉和松鼠肉的區(qū)別嗎
0,0:15:28.03,	- ?Don't think so. - ?Probably not.
	應(yīng)該不行-估計(jì)沒(méi)辦法
0,0:15:29.21,	Great!
	太棒了
0,0:15:31.94,	We're having rabbit.
	我們今晚吃兔肉
0,0:15:36.03,	Be right back!
	我去去就回
0,0:15:40.36,	It is amazing how much he's accomplished
	他通過(guò)脫離日常生活
0,0:15:42.88,	by isolating himself from the distractions of day-to-day life.
	獲得了如此大的成就實(shí)在太驚人了
0,0:15:46.18,	Okay, please don't tell me you want to live like this.
	拜托別告訴我你想過(guò)這樣的生活
0,0:15:49.33,	See, that's the strange thing.
	怪就怪在這兒
0,0:15:51.05,	I don't.
	我不想
0,0:15:52.99,	What is wrong with me?
	我有什么毛病啊
0,0:15:54.97,	Why don't I want this?
	我為什么不想要這種生活
0,0:15:56.86,	Look at how cool it all is.
	瞧這一切有多酷啊
0,0:15:59.87,	Nothing is wrong with you. You have friends,
	你沒(méi)毛病你有朋友
0,0:16:02.53,	you have a fiancee, you have a full life.
	有未婚妻有完整的人生
0,0:16:06.47,	You know what,
	知道嗎
0,0:16:08.64,	you're right.
	你說(shuō)得對(duì)
0,0:16:11.18,	Thank you for bringing me up here.
	謝謝你們帶我來(lái)這兒
0,0:16:14.47,	But I think I'm ready to go home now.
	但我想我準(zhǔn)備好回家了
0,0:16:16.57,	Really? You don't want to stay for dinner
	真的嗎你不想留下來(lái)吃晚飯
0,0:16:18.23,	and talk more science?
	聊更多的科學(xué)嗎
0,0:16:19.38,	No. No, we better go.
	不了我們還是走吧
0,0:16:21.01,	I miss Amy.
	我想念艾米了
0,0:16:22.73,	And my phone.
	還有我的手機(jī)
0,0:16:29.97,	Also, I'm from Texas,
	還有我是德州人
0,0:16:31.42,	and I can taste the difference between rabbit and squirrel.
	我能?chē)L得出兔肉和松鼠肉的區(qū)別
0,0:16:43.07,	Oh, look who's back!
	看誰(shuí)重返人間啦
0,0:16:44.92,	There she is!
	她醒了
0,0:16:46.10,	What happened? How did we get here?
	發(fā)生了什么我們?cè)趺吹竭@兒的
0,0:16:49.04,	You don't remember anything?
	你什么都不記得了嗎
0,0:16:50.26,	I remember taking some shots, and then...
	我記得喝了一些烈酒然后
0,0:16:53.83,	that's it.
	就斷片了
0,0:16:55.81,	Oh, my gosh, did I pass out?
	天啊我醉倒了嗎
0,0:16:57.75,	You kind of did.
	貌似是的
0,0:16:58.92,	At my own bachelorette party?
	在我自己的單身女郎派對(duì)上嗎
0,0:17:00.56,	I'm so lame.
	我真是遜爆了
0,0:17:03.34,	Well, you didn't pass out before you did
	你醉倒前還是做了
0,0:17:05.27,	all kinds of fun stuff.
	各種好玩的事呀
0,0:17:06.88,	What did I do?
	我做了什么
0,0:17:07.92,	What did you do?
	你做了什么啊
0,0:17:11.24,	What'd she do?
	她做了什么
0,0:17:15.73,	愛(ài)爾蘭傳統(tǒng)踢踏舞舞劇

0,0:17:15.73,	well, you don't remember Riverdancing on top of the bar?
	你不記得在吧臺(tái)上跳《大河之舞》了嗎
0,0:17:24.47,	I did that?
	我跳了嗎
0,0:17:25.57,	Yeah, you did!
	當(dāng)然了
0,0:17:28.68,	But I don't know how to Riverdance.
	但我不會(huì)跳《大河之舞》啊
0,0:17:31.29,	Didn't stop you from teaching all those shirtless firemen.
	那也沒(méi)能攔住你教那些半裸的消防員
0,0:17:36.70,	I saw shirtless firemen?
	我看見(jiàn)半裸消防員了嗎
0,0:17:39.14,	Saw, smelled, slid down like a pole.
	看見(jiàn) 聞過(guò) 還把他們當(dāng)鋼管滑下來(lái)
0,0:17:43.73,	Did I flash anybody?
	我有沒(méi)有露奶給某人看
0,0:17:45.36,	How about everybody?
	應(yīng)該問(wèn)有沒(méi)有給所有人看
0,0:17:49.46,	I can't believe it. I'm so embarrassed.
	真不敢相信我覺(jué)得好羞愧
0,0:17:52.15,	You didn't take any pictures, did you?
	你們沒(méi)拍照吧
0,0:17:54.07,	Oh, no, we would never do that to you.
	我們絕不會(huì)那樣對(duì)你
0,0:17:55.67,	Yeah. But if there were pictures,
	對(duì)啊但如果有照片
0,0:17:57.12,	they would be crazy.
	一定狂野極了
0,0:18:00.98,	You guys are good friends.
	你們真是我的好朋友
0,0:18:15.11,	Dinner!
	晚飯來(lái)啦
0,0:18:19.16,	Guys?
	人呢
0,0:18:23.19,	I can't believe they left without saying good-bye.
	他們竟然不告而別
0,0:18:26.48,	Wait a minute, what if they stole my work?
	等一下萬(wàn)一他們竊取了我的研究呢
0,0:18:29.29,	Wait a minute!
	等一下
0,0:18:31.74,	What if they were never here at all?
	萬(wàn)一他們根本沒(méi)來(lái)過(guò)呢
0,0:18:34.50,	Wait a minute!
	等一下
0,0:18:36.17,	What if they haven't gotten here yet
	萬(wàn)一他們還沒(méi)來(lái)到
0,0:18:37.95,	but they're on their way?!
	但已經(jīng)在路上了呢
0,0:18:41.04,	I better tidy up.
	我還是趕緊收拾收拾
0,0:18:54.78,	Hello.
	你好啊
0,0:18:56.10,	Welcome back. How'd it go?
	歡迎回家怎么樣了
0,0:18:58.44,	Well, Dr. Wolcott's theories of time
	沃爾科特博士關(guān)于時(shí)間的理論
0,0:19:00.99,	might save my new interpretation of string theory.
	或許能拯救我對(duì)弦理論的新解讀
0,0:19:04.22,	Oh, well, that's exciting.
	真令人激動(dòng)
0,0:19:06.28,	It is.
	確實(shí)
0,0:19:07.35,	How was your bachelorette party?
	你的單身女郎派對(duì)怎么樣
0,0:19:09.41,	Well, I was in a bar,
	我到酒吧去了
0,0:19:12.42,	and I saw some shirtless men.
	還看到一些半裸的男人
0,0:19:15.01,	They were firemen, and they fought over me.
	他們是消防員為我展開(kāi)了激烈的爭(zhēng)奪
0,0:19:19.47,	But Penny and Bernadette got me out of there
	但在勝利者得到我送的戰(zhàn)利品前
0,0:19:20.91,	before the victor got my spoils.
	佩妮和伯納黛特就把我?guī)ё吡?/td>
0,0:19:26.13,	I see.
	知道了
0,0:19:28.37,	What's the matter?
	怎么了
0,0:19:29.57,	You look glum.
	你好像悶悶不樂(lè)的
0,0:19:31.99,	Amy, would you still love me
	艾米如果我不是你以為的那種人
0,0:19:34.95,	if I wasn't who you thought I was?
	你還會(huì)愛(ài)我嗎
0,0:19:37.45,	What are you talking about?
	你在說(shuō)什么呢
0,0:19:38.98,	Well, what if it turns out
	如果我其實(shí)不是
0,0:19:41.47,	I'm not the single-minded, science-obsessed recluse
	你當(dāng)初愛(ài)上的那個(gè)專(zhuān)心致志沉迷科學(xué)
0,0:19:45.76,	who puts his work above everything and everybody else
	把研究看得比一切人事物都重要的隱士
0,0:19:48.61,	that you fell in love with?
	怎么辦
0,0:19:53.61,	What if I'm not the straightlaced,
	如果我不是你以為的那個(gè)
0,0:19:55.93,	buttoned-up, quilting queen you thought I was?
	嚴(yán)厲刻板沉默寡言的縫被女王怎么辦
0,0:19:59.97,	What if I'm a...
	如果我是個(gè)
0,0:20:01.61,	Riverdancing wild woman?
	跳《大河之舞》的狂野女人呢
0,0:20:11.05,	I'd still love you.
	我依然會(huì)愛(ài)你
0,0:20:12.66,	I'd still love you, too.
	我也依然會(huì)愛(ài)你
0,0:20:16.87,	Do you really know how to Riverdance?
	你真的會(huì)跳《大河之舞》嗎
0,0:20:25.98,	You tell me.
	你來(lái)告訴我啊
0,0:20:39.42,	I'm the only man you do that for.
	你不許跳給其他男人看