第十一季 第十七集 | |
00:03.08, | Oh, my God, I can't believe how big Halley's getting. |
天啊 真不敢相信哈雷已經(jīng)這么大了 | |
00:05.87, | Yeah-- where's Howard? |
對(duì)啊 霍華德在哪呢 | |
00:06.95, | He's changing Michael. |
他在給麥克換尿布 | |
00:08.01, | A-All done. You know, fun fact, |
搞定 分享個(gè)有趣小知識(shí) | |
00:09.71, | did you know baby boys can pee straight up? |
你們知道男嬰兒可以往空中撒尿嗎 | |
00:14.11, | Grown-up boys, too. |
長(zhǎng)大的男孩也可以 | |
00:17.43, | Why would we high-five that? |
我們?yōu)樯兑獡粽七@事 | |
00:20.12, | So how are you guys? |
你們倆還好嗎 | |
00:21.78, | Really good. |
很好啊 | |
00:23.07, | Except for when we went grocery shopping, |
除了我們?nèi)コ匈I(mǎi)東西時(shí) | |
00:25.04, | and the checkout lady asked when I was due. |
結(jié)賬的店員問(wèn)我預(yù)產(chǎn)期是什么時(shí)候 | |
00:27.12, | But you handled it well. |
但你應(yīng)對(duì)得很好啊 | |
00:32.04, | Well, if you guys need help, I'd be happy to come over. |
如果你們需要人幫忙 我很樂(lè)意過(guò)去 | |
00:34.32, | Oh, thanks, but we're really trying to enjoy this family time |
謝謝了 但我們想盡量在回崗位前 | |
00:36.92, | before we both go back to work. |
多享受這天倫之樂(lè) | |
00:38.66, | Okay, well, we all miss you. |
好吧 我們都很想你們 | |
00:40.02, | - You guys, too. - ?Bye. |
我們也想你們-再見(jiàn) | |
00:43.44, | Boy, seeing them all together like that |
要命了 看到他們一家和樂(lè)融融 | |
00:45.69, | has got my biological clock ticking like crazy. |
讓人家的生物鐘瘋狂加速到想要... | |
00:50.60, | Yeah, I don't think men have... |
男人好像沒(méi)有... | |
00:51.78, | I do. |
人家有 | |
00:55.34, | Hi.-Hello. |
你們好-來(lái)啦 | |
00:56.29, | Hey, guys. |
你們來(lái)啦 | |
00:57.03, | Good news, we have save the date cards. |
好消息 我們有邀請(qǐng)函了 | |
01:00.08, | Huh, didn't go with my calligrapher. Interesting. |
居然沒(méi)用我的書(shū)法 有意思 | |
01:05.05, | What is this picture? |
這圖案是什么 | |
01:06.26, | Oh, it's an MRI of our brains photoshopped |
是把我們倆大腦的核磁共振成像 | |
01:08.65, | to look like they're kissing. |
修到看起來(lái)像在接吻 | |
01:11.32, | Is it too sexy? |
是不是太性感火辣了 | |
01:12.86, | It's too something. |
太難以形容了 | |
01:16.39, | Guys, May 12, that's exciting. |
大家 是5月12號(hào) 太迫不及待了 | |
01:18.35, | - I know. - Do you guys have a location yet? |
是啊-你們定好在哪舉行了嗎 | |
01:20.56, | Cause you don't have a lot of time. |
你們時(shí)間所剩不多啊 | |
01:21.52, | Hey, it took us nine months to pick a date, |
我們倆花了9個(gè)月才選出個(gè)日期 | |
01:23.38, | and a week to decide if brains can have lips on them, |
又花了一周來(lái)決定大腦能不能加上嘴唇 | |
01:25.52, | so get in the boat and row. |
少唧唧歪歪 配合就是了 | |
01:56.99, | Michael's out. |
麥克睡著了 | |
01:58.11, | So is Halley. |
哈雷也睡著了 | |
01:59.92, | Oh, my God, he's so cute. |
老天啊 他太可愛(ài)了 | |
02:01.91, | So is she. |
她也是 | |
02:04.17, | Switch? |
交換嗎 | |
02:04.96, | Yeah. |
好 | |
02:09.76, | Oh, my God, he's so cute. |
老天啊 他太可愛(ài)了 | |
02:11.67, | So is she. |
她也是 | |
02:13.63, | I just love them so much. |
我好愛(ài)他們 | |
02:15.70, | Me, too. |
我也是 | |
02:17.65, | My heart feels like it's gonna explode. |
我的心臟感覺(jué)都要被萌炸了 | |
02:20.41, | Of course, it's full of brisket, so it probably will. |
當(dāng)然啦 我吃了那么多牛腩 總有一天會(huì)炸 | |
02:25.16, | Oh, I didn't even know I was capable |
我本來(lái)都不知道我這個(gè)人 | |
02:27.21, | of loving someone so much. |
居然可以這么愛(ài)某一個(gè)人 | |
02:29.94, | More than me? |
多過(guò)愛(ài)我嗎 | |
02:33.18, | I'm just messing with you. |
我耍你呢 | |
02:34.08, | I totally love them more than you. |
我愛(ài)他們絕對(duì)多過(guò)愛(ài)你無(wú)數(shù)倍 | |
02:37.28, | I get that. |
我理解 | |
02:38.44, | I would take a bullet for them. |
我愿意為他們擋子彈 | |
02:40.53, | But I would get seriously mutilated for you. |
但我也愿意為你嚴(yán)重?cái)嗍謹(jǐn)嗄_ | |
02:45.19, | That's sweet. |
嘴真甜 | |
02:46.53, | But you should know, if you got seriously mutilated, |
但先說(shuō)好 如果你哪天真的殘了 | |
02:48.41, | I might dump you. |
我可能會(huì)甩了你 | |
02:51.19, | You'd be crazy not to. |
你不甩才真是瘋了 | |
02:52.24, | Even unmutilated, I'm no prize. |
我好手好腳時(shí)也不是什么人中龍鳳 | |
02:57.43, | You know, I'm really happy with our wedding date. |
我對(duì)我們選出來(lái)的大喜之日十分滿(mǎn)意 | |
03:00.07, | The month squared equals the square of the sum of the members |
月份的平方等于日期的 | |
03:03.79, | of the set of prime factors of the day. |
質(zhì)因子的和的平方 | |
03:05.72, | Isn't that romantic? |
是不是超浪漫 | |
03:08.48, | Yes, it's like that Shakespeare sonnet, |
對(duì)啊 就像莎士比亞那首十四行詩(shī)寫(xiě)的 | |
03:10.38, | Shall I compare thee to a day |
我怎能將你與 | |
03:10.38, | 出自莎士比亞十四行詩(shī)第18 |
我怎能將你與夏日媲美 | |
03:11.93, | that's also a really weird math problem." |
大喜之日兼奇怪?jǐn)?shù)學(xué)問(wèn)題媲美" | |
03:15.71, | It's a shame you're joking. |
太遺憾你只是在挖苦了 | |
03:16.82, | That'd be a lovely reading at our ceremony. |
不然本來(lái)很適合在我們婚禮朗誦呢 | |
03:19.90, | Well, we only have two months to find a venue, |
我們只剩兩個(gè)月時(shí)間找場(chǎng)地了 | |
03:22.28, | and I had a thought. |
而我有個(gè)想法 | |
03:23.65, | What about the Athenaeum club at Caltech? |
加州理工的雅典娜學(xué)術(shù)俱樂(lè)部怎么樣 | |
03:26.53, | Albert Einstein was a member there. |
阿爾伯特·愛(ài)因斯坦曾是會(huì)員 | |
03:33.37, | 該俱樂(lè)部的史上首次正式晚餐 |
賓客有愛(ài)因斯坦與三位諾貝爾獎(jiǎng)得主 | |
03:28.58, | - It's beautiful. ?- Yeah, |
環(huán)境很美-是啊 | |
03:29.70, | and Albert Einstein was a member there. |
而且阿爾伯特·愛(ài)因斯坦曾是會(huì)員 | |
03:32.63, | It's close. |
還很近 | |
03:33.37, | And Albert Einstein was a member there. |
而且阿爾伯特·愛(ài)因斯坦曾是會(huì)員 | |
03:36.26, | And Albert Einstein was a member there. |
而且阿爾伯特·愛(ài)因斯坦曾是會(huì)員 | |
03:39.91, | Now you sound like a woman who wants to get married. |
現(xiàn)在你聽(tīng)起來(lái)像是個(gè)想結(jié)婚的女人了 | |
03:43.25, | So you're interested? |
所以你有興趣嗎 | |
03:44.64, | Oh, of course. |
當(dāng)然啦 | |
03:45.90, | Yeah, but that club is extremely exclusive. |
可是那個(gè)俱樂(lè)部十分難進(jìn) | |
03:48.15, | You know, Leonard's been trying to get us in there for years, |
你知道萊納德試著幫我們申請(qǐng)好多年了嗎 | |
03:50.07, | but no luck. |
但都沒(méi)成功過(guò) | |
03:51.24, | Well, that's odd. |
這就奇怪了 | |
03:52.30, | When I called, they said they'd be excited to give us a tour. |
我打去詢(xún)問(wèn)時(shí) 他們表示很樂(lè)意帶我們看看 | |
03:54.79, | Well, I suppose we can give it a look, |
好吧 去看一下也沒(méi)損失 | |
03:56.12, | and if it doesn't work out, I hear that there is |
如果最后沒(méi)成功 我聽(tīng)說(shuō)那附近 | |
03:58.09, | a nearby Chinese restaurant that Einstein used to frequent. |
有一家中餐館以前愛(ài)因斯坦是常客 | |
04:03.44, | Or, we pick a place we like, |
或者我們選一個(gè)喜歡的場(chǎng)地 | |
04:06.13, | and don't worry about Einstein. |
然后不要管愛(ài)因斯坦了 | |
04:09.03, | Boy, reality TV is right; brides are crazy. |
天啊 真人秀還真沒(méi)錯(cuò) 新娘都瘋了 | |
04:15.31, | So, how has it been, being home with two kids? |
怎么樣了啊 在家跟倆孩子待著 | |
04:17.81, | Oh, tiring, but super rewarding. |
累死人 但成就感滿(mǎn)滿(mǎn) | |
04:20.60, | Oh, like Pilates, yeah, got it. |
就像普拉提課程 我懂 | |
04:23.77, | Honestly, it's gonna be hard when we both go back to work. |
說(shuō)實(shí)話(huà) 我們都回工作崗位后會(huì)挺難吧 | |
04:27.46, | I've been thinking maybe it would be better |
我在考慮或許我們倆人中 | |
04:29.63, | if one of us decided to stay home. |
有一個(gè)人專(zhuān)職留在家?guī)Ш⒆?/td> | |
04:33.15, | I don't know, I was raised by servants, and look at me. |
是嗎 我就是傭人帶大的 你看我 | |
04:38.73, | I literally can't tell if you think that's good or bad. |
我真的說(shuō)不上你是覺(jué)得好還是不好 | |
04:42.12, | Well, on one hand, they filled my tub with scented oils |
一方面來(lái)說(shuō) 他們?cè)谖以「桌锛訚M(mǎn)了香精油 | |
04:44.43, | and brought me honeyed sweets; on the other hand, |
還會(huì)給我加蜂蜜的點(diǎn)心 而另一方面 | |
04:46.28, | I spent my twenties incapable of talking to women. |
我二十多歲了卻無(wú)法與女人直接對(duì)談 | |
04:48.58, | So you know, pros and cons. |
所以你懂吧 好壞參半 | |
04:54.58, | Here's my dilemma: |
我糾結(jié)的是 | |
04:55.43, | I... kind of want to stay home. |
我有點(diǎn)想在家當(dāng)家庭煮夫 | |
04:57.61, | But Bernadette is a way better parent than I am. |
但伯納黛特比我更會(huì)帶孩子 | |
05:00.77, | Wait, does Bernadette want to stay home? |
等等 那伯納黛特有想當(dāng)主婦嗎 | |
05:02.34, | I don't know. She's really invested in her career, |
我不知道 她對(duì)事業(yè)投入了許多心血 | |
05:04.79, | and she's doing great. |
而且很有成績(jī) | |
05:06.20, | I think it should be me. |
我覺(jué)得應(yīng)該我在家 | |
05:08.54, | Wow, I admire you, Howard. |
我敬佩你 霍華德 | |
05:10.37, | I-It would be hard for me |
要我可能就很困難 | |
05:11.47, | to buck traditional gender roles like that. |
讓我這么突破傳統(tǒng)性別角色藩籬 | |
05:16.29, | Didn't you see Taylor Swift twice this month? |
你這個(gè)月看了兩次泰勒·斯威夫特的演唱會(huì)吧 | |
05:21.58, | 她的歌詞以女孩戀愛(ài)/分手后的心情為主 |
05:21.58, | Yeah, because she's hot, not because she sings my truth. |
是因?yàn)樗嗣?nbsp; 不是因?yàn)楦柙~仿佛在唱我 | |
05:28.86, | Did Albert Einstein ever sit in any of these chairs? |
愛(ài)因斯坦坐過(guò)這其中的任何一張椅子嗎 | |
05:31.93, | I think these are fairly new. |
這些椅子應(yīng)該都沒(méi)那么老 | |
05:33.29, | But Stephen Hawking's eaten here a lot. |
但霍金教授常來(lái)這里吃 | |
05:35.10, | Yeah, but he brings his own chair, you know? |
但他都是自帶[輪]椅來(lái)的啊 | |
05:40.09, | Well, it seems kind of perfect, |
這里感覺(jué)好完美啊 | |
05:41.82, | and it's close enough to your office, |
而且離你辦公室又近 | |
05:43.28, | so you can use the bathroom you like. |
你可以使用你喜歡的洗手間 | |
05:44.84, | Mm. I put a sticker over the auto-flush, |
我把自動(dòng)沖水的感應(yīng)器用貼紙貼上 | |
05:47.62, | so it doesn't startle me. |
這樣就不會(huì)被突然嚇到 | |
05:51.64, | Here's my card. Why don't you two talk it over, |
這是我的名片 兩位先好好談?wù)?/td> | |
05:53.78, | and I will check to see if our soup spoons |
我趁這時(shí)間去問(wèn)問(wèn)看我們的湯匙 | |
05:56.22, | are "Deeper than they are wide." |
是否"深度多過(guò)寬度" | |
06:00.83, | What? Too deep is a ladle, not a spoon. |
干嘛 深的是勺子 不是湯匙 | |
06:05.64, | I really like it. |
我好喜歡這里 | |
06:06.85, | Mm. Oh, I must admit, I do, as well. |
我也得承認(rèn) 我也很喜歡 | |
06:08.94, | I-- look at how somber all the men in these portraits are. |
你看這些人的畫(huà)像看起來(lái)都多陰郁 | |
06:12.55, | I feel like that sets a good tone for our wedding. |
感覺(jué)為我們的婚禮定下了良好的基調(diào) | |
06:16.58, | Is that Leonard? |
那是萊納德嗎 | |
06:17.58, | Oh, no, no, these are all dead, accomplished scientists. |
不 才不是 這些都是已逝的杰出科學(xué)家 | |
06:21.26, | Leonard will only ever be one of those things. |
萊納德最多只能做到其中一項(xiàng) | |
06:25.45, | I mean, Leonard and Penny are right there. |
我是說(shuō)萊納德與佩妮就在那里 | |
06:29.50, | But he told me he checked on our membership just last week, |
但他上周跟我說(shuō)他看了我們的會(huì)員申請(qǐng) | |
06:32.00, | and we were still 400th in line. |
我們還在順位400多名呢 | |
06:35.67, | I'm sure there's an innocent explanation |
我相信他會(huì)有個(gè)無(wú)罪的合理解釋 | |
06:37.26, | that won't ruin my day at all. |
聽(tīng)完絕對(duì)不會(huì)毀了我一天心情 | |
06:40.51, | Leonard. |
萊納德 | |
06:41.18, | - Oh, hey. ?- Hey. |
是你們啊-你們來(lái)啦 | |
06:42.28, | How did you get in here? |
你們?cè)趺催M(jìn)來(lái)這里吃飯的 | |
06:43.51, | What do you mean? Leonard's a member. |
這話(huà)什么意思 萊納德是會(huì)員啊 | |
06:46.82, | You told me it was incredibly exclusive. |
你跟我說(shuō)這里特別難申請(qǐng)啊 | |
06:49.37, | Y-Yeah, look, about that, I lied. |
聽(tīng)我說(shuō) 是這樣的... 我撒謊了 | |
06:53.73, | Hey, wait, you told me it was exclusive, too. |
等等 你也跟我說(shuō)這里很難申請(qǐng)啊 | |
06:56.26, | I avoided him and impressed you, all with the same lie. |
我用一個(gè)謊來(lái)躲開(kāi)了他還迷到了你 | |
07:00.70, | Damn, Hofstadter, didn't think you had it in you. |
服了 霍夫斯塔德 看不出你這么厲害 | |
07:03.98, | Well, I'm not sure I know how I feel about this place now. |
現(xiàn)在我不知道該對(duì)這里作何感想了 | |
07:06.74, | Then don't turn around. |
那千萬(wàn)別回頭 | |
07:08.03, | Cooper! |
庫(kù)珀 | |
07:14.05, | Oh, good, you're here. |
太好了 你在這 | |
07:16.09, | There's... something |
有一件事 | |
07:18.15, | I want to talk to you about. |
我想跟你談?wù)?/td> | |
07:19.47, | We're not putting a TV in the bathroom. |
我們絕對(duì)不會(huì)在廁所里放電視 | |
07:21.17, | That's how you get hemorrhoids. |
人們就是這么得痔瘡的 | |
07:24.37, | No, this is important. |
不是啦 是重要的事 | |
07:27.33, | Uh, I was thinking maybe one of us should |
我在想或許我們倆其中一個(gè) | |
07:29.38, | stay home full-time, with the kids. |
應(yīng)該留在家里全職帶小孩 | |
07:31.68, | Oh great, so I have to give up my job |
這下可好 我得放棄我的工作 | |
07:33.46, | and everything I've worked for? |
與我一直以來(lái)努力的成果嗎 | |
07:35.90, | Actually, I was thinking I should stay home. |
其實(shí)我想的是我留在家 | |
07:38.35, | Oh, so I have to abandon my children and go back to work, |
所以我得拋下我孩子 回到工作崗位 | |
07:40.74, | while you get to stay home and bond with them? |
然后你在家跟孩子們建立感情嗎 | |
07:44.51, | You just said you didn't want to. |
可是你才說(shuō)你不想留在家啊 | |
07:46.65, | No, I don't want to have to, but if I want to, I should get to. |
不 我不想要被迫要 但如果我想要 我就能要 | |
07:53.30, | Do you want to? |
那你想要嗎 | |
07:55.43, | Maybe I do. |
或許有呢 | |
07:57.00, | What if I also want to? |
那如果我也想要呢 | |
07:58.53, | Well, I don't know, we can't both stay home. |
我不知道啊 我們不能都留在家吧 | |
08:01.58, | Don't you think you should go back to work, |
你不覺(jué)得該由你回去工作嗎 | |
08:03.62, | because you make more money? |
因?yàn)槟阗嵉腻X(qián)比我多啊 | |
08:05.52, | Don't you think you should make more money? |
那你不覺(jué)得你應(yīng)該多掙點(diǎn)錢(qián)嗎 | |
08:09.13, | I think it's pretty sexist of you to say |
我覺(jué)得你這樣很性別歧視啊 | |
08:10.81, | a dad can't stay home with his children. |
覺(jué)得當(dāng)爸爸的就不能在家?guī)『?/td> | |
08:13.63, | You know what else is sexist, the phrase "Suck it," |
你知道還有什么很性別歧視嗎 忍著[吸"鳥(niǎo)"] | |
08:16.08, | yet, here we are. |
但就是這樣 | |
08:21.37, | I can't believe Leonard lied to me. |
真沒(méi)想到萊納德會(huì)騙我 | |
08:23.67, | What are we gonna find out next, |
接下來(lái)還會(huì)發(fā)現(xiàn)他說(shuō)過(guò)什么謊 | |
08:25.23, | that he's not really lactose intolerant, hmm? |
他其實(shí)沒(méi)有乳糖不耐癥嗎 | |
08:29.00, | He's just friends with an invisible trumpet player? |
他不是放屁 只是跟隱形的小號(hào)手是好朋友 | |
08:33.59, | I know you're upset, but if we want to book the Athenaeum, |
我知道你不高興 但如果我們想訂那俱樂(lè)部 | |
08:36.60, | we really should do it now, and then, I promise, |
我們現(xiàn)在就得訂 然后我跟你保證 | |
08:39.06, | we'll have our whole lives to complain about Leonard. |
我們會(huì)有余生讓你慢慢抱怨萊納德 | |
08:43.17, | Aw, somebody got a head start on her vows. |
某人先開(kāi)始說(shuō)結(jié)婚誓詞啦 | |
08:47.94, | So do we agree? |
那我們達(dá)成共識(shí)了嗎 | |
08:48.99, | Do we want to get married there? |
我們要在那里舉行儀式嗎 | |
08:50.43, | I don't know. |
我不知道了 | |
08:51.91, | I mean, Einstein was a member. |
愛(ài)因斯坦曾是會(huì)員 | |
08:53.60, | I like that. |
我喜歡這點(diǎn) | |
08:54.74, | You know? But... |
你懂吧 可是... | |
08:55.64, | Leonard's a member, and that really steams my clams. |
但萊納德也是會(huì)員 真的讓我"炒雞不爽" | |
09:00.30, | Oh, I love it when you're folksy. |
我就喜歡你用地方方言的時(shí)候 | |
09:01.54, | I'm just gonna call. |
我就直接打電話(huà)訂了 | |
09:03.56, | On the other hand, shaming Leonard during our wedding |
而另一方面呢 在萊納德背叛我們的地方 | |
09:06.62, | at the very place he betrayed me |
結(jié)婚并羞辱他 | |
09:08.37, | does have a beautiful symmetry to it. |
感覺(jué)也十分的美妙 | |
09:12.33, | That's nice, it'll be your first petty act as a married man. |
不錯(cuò) 那會(huì)是你以人夫身份做的首件小肚雞腸事 | |
09:17.31, | Uh-- oh, hi, Kathleen? |
你好 是凱瑟琳嗎 | |
09:19.56, | Yeah, this is Amy from earlier. |
我是早先去你那里的艾米 | |
09:21.76, | I'd like to go ahead and reserve May 12. |
我想先跟你預(yù)定5月12號(hào)那天的場(chǎng)地 | |
09:24.75, | Although, it is our wedding. |
不過(guò)那也是我們的大喜之日 | |
09:26.61, | I-- maybe it shouldn't be all about revenge. |
或許不該把重心都放在復(fù)仇上 | |
09:31.29, | Oh, I see. |
好的 | |
09:33.03, | Okay, t-thanks. |
行 謝謝你 | |
09:38.00, | Someone booked our date. |
有人訂走了我們的日子 | |
09:39.44, | Uh... What? |
什么 | |
09:41.25, | Who? |
誰(shuí) | |
09:43.00, | Well, well, well. |
哎喲喲 | |
09:47.01, | This is a pickle. |
這下可真難辦了 | |
09:50.04, | Yes, so, |
是啊 所以... | |
09:51.16, | if you will just move your birthday party |
如果你能把你的生日派對(duì)移地舉辦 | |
09:53.67, | to a different location, everything will be fine. |
那這就最好不過(guò)了 | |
09:56.40, | Ugh, I-it's tricky. |
這挺麻煩啊 | |
09:58.67, | I don't want to move my party, |
我不想將我的派對(duì)改址 | |
10:00.34, | but I also don't want to help you-- |
但我也不想幫你忙 | |
10:01.74, | oh, wait, I don't have a problem. |
等等 我沒(méi)有麻煩啊 | |
10:06.50, | No. I do. |
不 是我有 | |
10:07.70, | Yeah, you do. |
是啊 你麻煩大了 | |
10:17.52, | Morning. |
早上好 | |
10:18.61, | Hey, where you been? |
你們都去哪兒逛了 | |
10:19.83, | Oh, nowhere special. |
沒(méi)去什么特別的地方 | |
10:21.24, | Just the park, the farmer's market, |
就是公園 農(nóng)貿(mào)市場(chǎng) | |
10:23.07, | then we hopped on the Gold Line to Chinatown |
然后我們上了輕軌金線(xiàn)到唐人街去了 | |
10:24.58, | because it's important for the kids |
因?yàn)樽尯⒆觽兏惺芷渌幕?/td> | |
10:26.20, | to experience other cultures. |
是很重要的 | |
10:28.05, | What have you been doing? |
你又做了些什么 | |
10:30.80, | It's 8:00 A.M. Sleeping. |
現(xiàn)在才早上8點(diǎn) 睡覺(jué) | |
10:32.59, | Oh. So are the kids. |
孩子們也是 | |
10:34.35, | I guess they take after you. |
這一點(diǎn)應(yīng)該是隨你 | |
10:38.67, | You're just trying to prove that you'd do a better job than me. |
你只是想證明你會(huì)做得比我好 | |
10:42.04, | You're pretty sharp having just woken up. |
你剛睡醒就這么機(jī)靈啊 | |
10:45.90, | Howard, we both know you can't keep up this pace. |
霍華德 你我都清楚 你無(wú)法保持這個(gè)狀態(tài) | |
10:48.79, | By this afternoon you're gonna be passed out on the couch |
到今天下午你就會(huì)昏睡在沙發(fā)上 | |
10:51.10, | and I'm gonna have three exhausted babies to deal with. |
到時(shí)我就得照顧三個(gè)累壞了的寶寶 | |
10:54.44, | Not true. I got this. |
才不會(huì) 我能應(yīng)付 | |
10:56.26, | You know, in fact, why don't you take the day off? |
事實(shí)上 不如你今天請(qǐng)假休息吧 | |
10:59.02, | Mm, fine. Maybe I'll have lunch with Penny. |
好吧 或許我可以跟佩妮吃午餐 | |
11:02.03, | Take your time. |
慢慢來(lái) | |
11:03.09, | Get a massage. |
去做個(gè)按摩 | |
11:04.40, | You deserve it after all the sleep you've been getting. |
這是你應(yīng)得的 畢竟你睡了那么多 | |
11:10.83, | Maybe Barry will change his mind. |
也許巴里會(huì)改變主意 | |
11:12.92, | Hmm? Oh, I doubt it. |
我深表懷疑 | |
11:14.70, | I said some pretty unprofessional things about his work. |
我對(duì)他的工作成果說(shuō)了一些很不公道的話(huà) | |
11:17.79, | I may have even used the "S" word. |
可能連"S"[屎]開(kāi)頭的詞都用上了 | |
11:21.60, | Subpar? |
水準(zhǔn)以下嗎 | |
11:24.81, | I'm not proud of it, Amy, but I have a temper. |
我不自豪 但我也是有脾氣的 | |
11:28.30, | Well, I suppose we could pick a different date. |
其實(shí)我們也可以選別的日子 | |
11:30.77, | Well, it took you nine months to choose that one. |
你可是花了九個(gè)月才選中那一天 | |
11:32.85, | I'll pick a different husband first. |
我不如重選個(gè)老公算了 | |
11:38.45, | Hey, I-I just, I wanted to apologize about the Athenaeum. |
我想為雅典娜學(xué)術(shù)俱樂(lè)部的事道歉 | |
11:41.75, | Why did you lie to me? |
你之前為什么騙我 | |
11:42.96, | I don't know. |
我也不知道 | |
11:44.00, | It just seemed funny at first |
一開(kāi)始是好玩 | |
11:45.74, | and then the longer it went on, funnier it got. |
隨著時(shí)間過(guò)去 變得更好玩了 | |
11:51.27, | So, yeah, I guess that's why. |
所以 大概就是這個(gè)原因 | |
11:54.66, | That's not much of an apology. |
這可算不上道歉吧 | |
11:56.26, | Yeah, because he's not really sorry. |
對(duì) 因?yàn)樗皇钦娴男膽亚敢?/td> | |
11:58.20, | Obviously, he wanted a place to go where I wouldn't be |
顯然 他想去一個(gè)沒(méi)有我的地方 | |
12:01.02, | and apparently all of outside wasn't enough for him. |
全世界的室外這么大 他還覺(jué)得不夠 | |
12:05.10, | Come on. I-I do feel bad. |
別這樣 我真的不好受 | |
12:06.68, | Why? Did your best friend hurt your feelings? |
為什么 你最好的朋友傷你心了嗎 | |
12:08.57, | Come on-- Sheldon. |
拜托 謝爾頓 | |
12:09.24, | Look, I only have time to deal with one jerk right now |
聽(tīng)著 我現(xiàn)在只有空對(duì)付一個(gè)混蛋 | |
12:11.82, | - and that's Barry Kripke. - What? |
那就是巴里·克里普奇-什么 | |
12:13.97, | He has the Athenaeum booked for our wedding date |
他在我們婚禮日那天預(yù)訂了雅典娜學(xué)術(shù)俱樂(lè)部 | |
12:16.47, | and he won't give it up. |
不愿意讓給我們 | |
12:17.35, | Yeah, so if you could just please leave before I get angry |
沒(méi)錯(cuò) 所以請(qǐng)你離開(kāi) 否則我就要生氣了 | |
12:20.05, | and say something I will regret about your face, your height, |
會(huì)說(shuō)出令自己后悔的話(huà)來(lái)評(píng)價(jià)你的長(zhǎng)相 身高 | |
12:22.91, | your personal hygiene or the fact that your science, |
個(gè)人衛(wèi)生 或是你的科學(xué)成果 | |
12:25.81, | while serviceable, lacks panache. |
雖然有一定用途 但缺乏派頭 | |
12:29.78, | That's actually one of the nicest things |
這其實(shí)是你對(duì)我成果說(shuō)過(guò)的 | |
12:31.01, | you've ever said about my work. |
最動(dòng)聽(tīng)的評(píng)價(jià)了 | |
12:33.73, | And now I regret it. Good-bye. |
現(xiàn)在我后悔了 再見(jiàn) | |
12:40.64, | Hey. There you are. |
你在這兒呢 | |
12:41.73, | Yeah, I just wanted to stop in and see my office |
我就想在我們出去吃午餐前 | |
12:43.94, | before we went to lunch. |
來(lái)我辦公室看一眼 | |
12:45.08, | Just a few more weeks, you'll be back full-time, huh? |
再過(guò)幾周 你就回來(lái)全職上班了 對(duì)吧 | |
12:47.51, | Yeah. |
是啊 | |
12:49.84, | Uh-oh. That wasn't a happy "yeah." |
你這可不是開(kāi)心的語(yǔ)氣 | |
12:51.98, | That was a "Hey, Leonard, do you want to go to the gym?" yeah. |
是我邀萊納德去健身房時(shí) 勉強(qiáng)答應(yīng)的語(yǔ)氣 | |
12:56.45, | I've just been thinking that maybe I'd rather |
我一直在想 也許我更想待在家 | |
12:58.00, | stay home with the kids and be a mom. |
照顧孩子 當(dāng)個(gè)好媽媽 | |
13:00.93, | Wow. That's big. |
這可是重大決定 | |
13:02.43, | I know. |
我知道 | |
13:04.38, | Dr. Rostenkowski. |
羅斯滕科斯基博士 | |
13:05.82, | I'm sorry, I didn't know you were back. |
抱歉 我不知道你回來(lái)了 | |
13:07.18, | Oh, I'm not. |
不是的 | |
13:07.85, | I just came to meet Penny for lunch. |
我只是來(lái)找佩妮吃午餐 | |
13:09.73, | Is there anything I can get you? Coffee? Water? |
需要我為你端咖啡或水來(lái)嗎 | |
13:12.07, | - No, I think we're just gonna... - Coffee sounds good. |
-不用了 我們準(zhǔn)備... -咖啡聽(tīng)起來(lái)不錯(cuò) | |
13:15.23, | - Cold brew, almond milk? - Perfect. |
-冷萃 加杏仁奶 -完美 | |
13:17.36, | Nothing-nothing for me. |
不用幫我準(zhǔn)備了 | |
13:21.35, | It's weird. |
好奇怪 | |
13:21.85, | I've been away so long I don't miss any of this. |
我離開(kāi)這么久 卻一點(diǎn)都不懷念這里 | |
13:26.15, | Sorry to bother you. |
抱歉打擾你了 | |
13:27.24, | Dr. Lee heard you were here and had a quick question. |
李博士聽(tīng)說(shuō)你來(lái)了 想問(wèn)你個(gè)事 | |
13:29.57, | Fine. Put him on. |
好吧 接通他 | |
13:32.72, | Jerold, what's going on? |
杰羅德 最近怎么樣 | |
13:33.83, | Hope you're not screwing up my research. |
希望你沒(méi)有毀了我的研究 | |
13:37.54, | You calling from a bike ride? |
你正在騎單車(chē)嗎 | |
13:38.34, | Cause you're backpedaling hard. |
因?yàn)槟阏谘杆俚跪T[氣勢(shì)減弱] | |
13:41.09, | All right, fine. E-mail it over. I'll take a look. |
好吧 發(fā)郵件給我 我這就看看 | |
13:47.92, | Oh, sorry. Where were we? |
不好意思 剛說(shuō)到哪兒了 | |
13:49.35, | Love your kids. Don't miss your job. |
很愛(ài)你的孩子們 不想念工作 | |
13:51.05, | Right, right. |
對(duì) 對(duì) | |
13:53.97, | There's nothing in the world |
世間萬(wàn)物都無(wú)法與之相比 | |
13:55.25, | like holding your sleeping baby, |
抱著自己熟睡的寶寶 | |
13:57.00, | knowing you make him feel safe and then-- |
知道你讓他感到安全 | |
13:58.94, | Oh, good, you got the little cookies I like. |
太好了 你拿我愛(ài)吃的曲奇餅來(lái)了 | |
14:02.03, | I wouldn't mind a cookie. |
我也想吃曲奇餅 | |
14:03.11, | And he's gone. Okay. |
他已經(jīng)走了 好吧 | |
14:14.02, | Hey, Kripke. |
克里普奇 | |
14:14.91, | Hello, Hofstadter. |
你好 霍夫斯塔德 | |
14:18.13, | Why are you cleaning that out yourself? |
你怎么親自在清洗這個(gè) | |
14:19.49, | Don't you have grad students? |
沒(méi)有研究生幫你嗎 | |
14:21.11, | Come on, I can't make my grad students do every dirty job |
拜托 總不能所有臟活都讓研究生干 | |
14:25.24, | or so I've been told in writing by the head of Human Resources. |
應(yīng)該說(shuō)人力資源部門(mén)主管明文禁止我這么做 | |
14:30.85, | Fair enough. Uh, so, look, |
好吧 聽(tīng)我說(shuō) | |
14:32.85, | I'm here to ask you to give Sheldon and Amy |
我是來(lái)請(qǐng)求你把雅典娜學(xué)術(shù)俱樂(lè)部 | |
14:35.51, | the Athenaeum for their wedding. |
讓給謝爾頓和艾米舉行婚禮 | |
14:39.64, | Why would I do that? |
我為什么要這么做 | |
14:42.74, | Because deep down, Barry, you're a really good guy. |
因?yàn)閮?nèi)心深處 你是一個(gè)很好的人 | |
14:47.92, | But am I? |
但我真是好人嗎 | |
14:52.50, | Fine. What's it gonna take? |
好吧 有什么條件 | |
15:00.06, | Barry, I've come to ask one more... |
巴里 我來(lái)再問(wèn)你一次... | |
15:03.03, | Leonard? |
萊納德 | |
15:03.85, | Wh-Why are you doing that? |
你怎么在干這個(gè) | |
15:06.12, | Because deep down Barry is not a good guy. |
因?yàn)榘屠镌趦?nèi)心深處并不是個(gè)好人 | |
15:10.71, | He's making you clean out barrels of irradiated grease? |
他叫你清洗裝輻照油脂的桶嗎 | |
15:13.94, | Yeah. |
是的 | |
15:16.72, | I made a deal with him |
我跟他做了筆交易 | |
15:18.29, | to get you the Athenaeum for your wedding. |
讓他把雅典娜學(xué)術(shù)俱樂(lè)部讓給你舉辦婚禮 | |
15:22.20, | Why would you do that? |
你為什么要這么做 | |
15:24.92, | Because I was a jerk for lying to you before |
因?yàn)槲抑膀_了你 很混蛋 | |
15:27.98, | and besides, you're my best friend. |
再說(shuō) 你是我最好的朋友 | |
15:29.13, | I want you to have the wedding of your dreams. |
我希望你能擁有夢(mèng)想中的婚禮 | |
15:32.48, | On Mars? |
在火星上嗎 | |
15:37.62, | Okay, I want Amy to have the wedding of her dreams. |
好吧 我希望艾米能擁有夢(mèng)想中的婚禮 | |
15:41.12, | Well, thank you. |
謝謝你 | |
15:42.30, | But I don't want you to do this. |
但我不想讓你干這個(gè) | |
15:44.60, | No, it's okay. |
沒(méi)關(guān)系 | |
15:45.55, | No, it's not. |
有關(guān)系 | |
15:47.33, | We're not going to let Barry win. |
我們不能讓巴里贏 | |
15:49.13, | Well, what are we going to do? |
那我們要怎么做 | |
15:50.89, | We have a combined IQ of 360. |
我們倆的智商加起來(lái)有360 | |
15:53.85, | Perhaps more if that radiation gave you a super brain. |
要是那輻射讓你大腦變異成超級(jí)大腦 還會(huì)更高 | |
15:58.82, | You know what? You're right. |
知道嗎 你說(shuō)得對(duì) | |
16:00.27, | If we work together we could totally outsmart Barry Kripke. |
我們同心協(xié)力就一定能碾壓巴里·克里普奇 | |
16:11.91, | Leonard, my nose itches. What do I do? |
萊納德 我鼻子癢 怎么辦 | |
16:17.51, | Oh, boy. |
天啊 | |
16:19.41, | I really passed out hard. |
我昏睡得不省人事 | |
16:21.14, | Yeah, tell me about it. |
可不是嘛 | |
16:22.29, | The kids could've screamed bloody murder |
就算孩子們尖叫有人殺人 | |
16:23.95, | and you wouldn't have woken up. |
你也不會(huì)醒 | |
16:26.10, | Which I know because they did. |
這我知道 因?yàn)樗麄冋娴募饨辛?/td> | |
16:29.73, | I'm sorry. |
抱歉 | |
16:31.02, | Why did I think I could do this on my own? |
我怎么會(huì)以為自己能搞定 | |
16:33.35, | Hey, don't beat yourself up. |
別太責(zé)怪自己了 | |
16:35.41, | Parenting is hard. |
照顧小孩是很辛苦的 | |
16:37.10, | Like, I've seen and smelled things today |
我今天看到和聞到的東西 | |
16:39.04, | that I cannot unsee or unsmell. |
已經(jīng)深深烙印在我的腦海里了 | |
16:43.22, | Thanks for covering for me. |
謝謝你來(lái)幫我 | |
16:44.62, | No, I mean he only drinks milk. |
真的 他明明只喝奶 | |
16:46.28, | Like, where are the colors coming from? |
那些顏色是怎么來(lái)的 | |
16:52.53, | What time is it? |
現(xiàn)在幾點(diǎn)了 | |
16:53.61, | Uh, it's almost 6:00. |
快6點(diǎn)了 | |
16:55.10, | Okay. Bernadette's gonna be home soon. |
好 伯納黛特快回家了 | |
16:56.97, | We got to divide and conquer. |
我們得分工合作 | |
16:58.38, | I'll make dinner. You watch the kids. |
我去做晚餐 你照看孩子們 | |
17:00.00, | Uh, kids are asleep. |
孩子們睡著了 | |
17:00.82, | Great, then you make dinner. |
太好了 那你去做晚餐 | |
17:06.18, | Hey, good news, Amy. |
好消息 艾米 | |
17:08.32, | We got the Athenaeum. |
我們拿到俱樂(lè)部的場(chǎng)地了 | |
17:09.82, | Oh, my gosh. |
天啊 | |
17:10.91, | That's amazing. |
太棒了 | |
17:12.55, | How'd you get Barry to change his mind? |
你怎么讓巴里改變主意的 | |
17:14.67, | Well, I couldn't have done it without Leonard. |
沒(méi)有萊納德 我一個(gè)人無(wú)法做到 | |
17:16.35, | Boy, you should've seen us in there. |
你真應(yīng)該看看我們?cè)诶锩娴挠⒆?/td> | |
17:17.90, | We were like Batman and Robin. |
我們就像蝙蝠俠和羅賓一樣 | |
17:21.60, | Why do I have to be Robin? |
為什么我得當(dāng)羅賓 | |
17:22.90, | If you have to ask, you're Robin. |
如果你還要弱弱地問(wèn) 那你就是羅賓 | |
17:26.80, | What happened? |
發(fā)生什么了 | |
17:27.74, | Well, we scrubbed out some barrels of irradiated grease, |
我們刷洗完幾個(gè)裝過(guò)輻照油脂的桶 | |
17:30.58, | rinsed off in a safety shower |
再用安全淋浴洗凈身上后 | |
17:32.00, | and then told Barry Kripke what is what. |
就去給了巴里·克里普奇一點(diǎn)顏色瞧瞧 | |
17:35.45, | And he just gave in? |
他就這樣讓步了嗎 | |
17:36.78, | Well, we agreed to invite him to the wedding. |
我們還同意邀請(qǐng)他來(lái)參加婚禮 | |
17:39.17, | Okay. No problem. |
好吧 沒(méi)問(wèn)題 | |
17:40.75, | - And he gets to bring a date. ?- Yeah. |
他還能帶一個(gè)伴兒出席-行啊 | |
17:42.34, | Well, that's reasonable. |
合情合理 | |
17:43.33, | A-And if she charges by the hour, we have to cover it. |
如果"女伴"按小時(shí)收費(fèi) 我們得出錢(qián) | |
17:49.58, | What else did you agree to? |
你們還答應(yīng)了什么 | |
17:51.52, | Well, um, you know how Barry has the voice of an angel? |
你知道巴里有宛如天籟的嗓音嗎 | |
17:57.54, | He is not singing at our wedding. |
他絕不能在我們婚禮上獻(xiàn)唱 | |
17:59.78, | He only wants to sing "Volare." |
他只想唱經(jīng)典老歌《飛》 | |
18:02.46, | Oh, "Volare" |
原來(lái)是《飛》啊 | |
18:06.40, | That's what he was saying. |
我還以為是《灰》什么的 | |
18:07.99, | Boy, I didn't, I did not get that. |
我還真沒(méi)聽(tīng)懂他的發(fā)音 | |
18:11.14, | Guys, I appreciate everything you did, |
我很感激你們所做的一切 | |
18:13.42, | but we can find another location that's just as good. |
但我們能找到另一個(gè)同樣贊的場(chǎng)地 | |
18:16.20, | Maybe the Japanese garden or the planetarium. |
比如日式花園或天文館 | |
18:19.84, | The planetarium. |
天文館 | |
18:21.04, | I hadn't thought about that. |
我之前都沒(méi)想到呢 | |
18:22.48, | That's even better. |
這選擇更棒了 | |
18:23.85, | Wait, what? |
等等 什么 | |
18:25.36, | I scrubbed sludge for you. |
我還為你刷洗了污泥 | |
18:27.41, | I may be slightly radioactive. |
現(xiàn)在沒(méi)準(zhǔn)我都帶有點(diǎn)放射性了 | |
18:31.04, | Oh, you're exaggerating. |
你太夸張啦 | |
18:33.02, | Don't let him touch the silverware. |
別讓他碰鍍銀餐具[會(huì)殘留] | |
18:43.43, | Why is Raj asleep on our couch? |
拉杰為什么睡倒在我們家沙發(fā)上 | |
18:45.30, | Oh. I needed some help so he came by, |
我需要幫忙 于是他就過(guò)來(lái)了 | |
18:47.65, | played with the kids, read them some stories, |
陪孩子們玩了會(huì) 給他們讀故事 | |
18:49.34, | put them down for their nap and made dinner. |
哄他們睡午覺(jué) 還做了晚飯 | |
18:52.93, | What'd you do? |
你做了什么 | |
18:54.79, | Ate dinner. |
吃晚飯 | |
18:58.11, | Okay, look, I don't think I'm cut out |
聽(tīng)著 我想我不是 | |
18:59.79, | to be a stay-at-home dad. |
當(dāng)全職爸爸的料 | |
19:00.97, | And since you want to, you should stay home. |
既然你想 那應(yīng)該讓你留在家里 | |
19:04.13, | I-I do definitely want to, |
我確實(shí)想待在家 | |
19:06.46, | but I know how much this means to you and it was just one day. |
但我知道這對(duì)你很重要 而且只是過(guò)了一天 | |
19:09.55, | So, don't give up. |
所以 別放棄哦 | |
19:13.40, | You don't want to stay home, either. |
你也不想待在家里 | |
19:14.80, | Do you? |
是不是 | |
19:16.29, | When I went by the office they gave me |
我今天路過(guò)辦公室 他們給我 | |
19:17.76, | coffee and cookies and no one peed on me. |
端咖啡和曲奇來(lái) 也沒(méi)人尿在我身上 | |
19:22.45, | I miss that so much. |
我好想念那一切 | |
19:25.14, | Well, I love the kids, but I also love my job. |
我很愛(ài)孩子們 但我也很熱愛(ài)我的工作 | |
19:29.65, | And sleep. |
以及睡覺(jué) | |
19:32.29, | I know. I took a two-hour nap on the couch in my office. |
我知道 我在辦公室的沙發(fā)小睡了兩小時(shí) | |
19:34.82, | I took a three-hour nap on the floor in the living room. |
我在客廳地板上小睡了三小時(shí) | |
19:38.81, | How do you feel now? |
你現(xiàn)在感覺(jué)如何 | |
19:39.88, | Honestly? Still tired. |
說(shuō)實(shí)話(huà)嗎 還是很累 | |
19:43.78, | Me, too. |
我也是 | |
19:45.79, | I love you. |
我愛(ài)你 | |
19:46.69, | I love you, too. |
我也愛(ài)你 | |
19:48.16, | And we'll figure this all out. |
我們會(huì)想出解決辦法的 | |
19:49.62, | Yeah. |
是啊 | |
19:53.16, | Everyone's asleep. |
大家都睡著了 | |
19:55.39, | You want to head upstairs and... |
你想到樓上去... | |
19:58.45, | ...you know. |
你懂的 | |
20:01.55, | Let's just do it right here. |
我們就在這里進(jìn)行吧 | |
20:03.22, | Oh, oh, I like the way you think. |
我喜歡你的小腦袋瓜 |
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