第九季:第24集 佩妮與萊納德的二婚(下)(完)

All right, you two, don't start. Penny and I are throwing this second wedding for your benefit. Can you please not ruin it?

Of course. I'm sorry. Oh, look at that you can apologize. Mom!

I'm sorry. You know, the Bible says forgiveness...Mom! I'm sorry.

Uh, who's hungry? We have a reservation at the best restaurant in town.

It only got threeandahalf stars on Yelp. Sheldon! I'm not sorry. That's true.

I don't know what to do. It's the Air Force. I mean, should I respond to their email? Ignore it?

You can't ignore it. It's not that postcard that says it's time to go back to the dentist.

Guys, come on. We're meeting everyone for dinner.

One sec. I'm just afraid if I respond, then they'll know I got it.

Oh, dude. The minute you opened that email, they knew you got it. I mean, they're probably looking at you through the camera right now.

Oh, damn. I love America.

Are you done with this nonsense?

It's not nonsense. This is how the U.S. Military works.

Oh, if it's even the U.S. Military. It could be foreign military pretending to be American.

You're right. We turn our guidance system over to them, next thing we know, they're using it against us.

I also love the enemies of America.

Penny, I hope the example of my failed marriage to Leonard's father doesn't discourage you from the commitment you've made to one another.

Oh, of course not. Although Alfred and I had a lot more going for us than you two.

Mom, please save something for the toast.

So, Alfred, what is it that you do for a living?

Oh, I'm an anthropologist. I study ancient peoples and cultures.

My goodness, so all the way back to the Flood.

Don't laugh she wasn't joking. Play with your phone.

Well, on that note, there are many cultures that have an apocalyptic flood as part of their mythology.

I don't have a mythology. I have the unerring Word of God.

But that's very interesting. II didn't mean to disparage your faith. Actually, I admire it.

Really? Yes. Yes, I'm an agnostic myself, but I have prayed, many times, to God, to turn my wife into a pillar of salt.

Well, He came close. Turned her into a giant block of ice.

Howard, there must be someone at the university you can go to for help.

Are you kidding? They're probably the ones who leaked it to the military in the first place.

What about the guy on the Channel Four News? You know, "Four on Your Side"? Maybe he can be on your side.

I'm being harassed by the government, not trying to get to the bottom of a dogwalking scam.

Oh, stop! You know what's really happening? All the movies you've watched, the TV shows, the comic books they've completely twisted your thinking.

No one's after you, no one's listening to you, no one cares about you.

I'd like to think the "Four on Your Side" guy cares about me.

You know, Beverly, I know you and Alfred have your differences, but if you think about it, if you hadn't married him, there'd be no Leonard. So that's good, right? Yeah.

Is that Howard in front of us? Oh, maybe. Get closer.

Oh, God. I think someone's following us. You're being ridiculous.

I'm not being ridiculous he's right on my tail.

Uh, turn left here and see if he turns with us.

Well, why is he turning here? The restaurant's the other way.

I don't know. He uses that traffic app. Maybe there's an accident.

Oh, so follow him. Oh, no!

I told you! It's probably just a coincidence.

Speed up a little, see if he stays with you.

Well, go faster. You're losing him.

What is his hurry? You know what, flash your lights. Let him know it's you.

He's flashing his lights. What's that mean?

II think he wants us to pull over.

Do not pull over! I'm not raising this baby alone! Hang on!

So, after your husband passed, you never remarried?

No, just focused on work and the church.

Ah. And what do you do? I work at the church.

Well, they're lucky to have you.