第九季:第11集 謝爾頓陪艾米過生日(下)
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Why isn't it ever Angie Dickinson's bedroom?
為什么永遠都不是安吉·迪金森的臥室(以美腿聞名的性感女星)
You're back. It-it doesn't seem like it's up to me.
你回來了,這似乎不是我能決定的
I suppose you're here because...
我猜你來是因為
I've decided to be physical with my girlfriend, and I've never done that before.
我決定跟我的女朋友發(fā)生肉體關(guān)系了,而我以前從來沒有做過
EExcuse me for a moment.
稍等一下
Well, it was worth a shot. So, can you help me?
至少努力過了,所以你能幫我嗎
Uh, all right. Um... once once the man gets the the woman out of her... out of her bloomers...
好吧,當一個男人把一個女人的燈籠內(nèi)褲脫掉
Oh, no. Not that. II understand the mechanics.
不，不是那個,我知道"做"法
Oh, good, good. 'Cause, uh,I have no idea what kids these days are...calling theirtheir parts.
很好，因為...我完全不知道現(xiàn)在的孩子們,都怎么稱呼他們的"部位"
I think they say "junk".
他們好像是說"大屌"(垃圾)
What is happening to this world?
這世界到底怎么了
Whatwhat do you actually need to know?
你究竟想知道什么
This is an important night for us, and I'm worried I might be overwhelmed and ruin everything.
那一晚將對我倆來說都很重要,我有點擔心自己會太緊張,然后搞砸了
Sheldon, ifif you're with the right person, itit'll be okay.
謝爾頓，如果對方是對的人,一切都會水到渠成
Thank you, Arthur. You are the wisest of the wise.
謝謝你，亞瑟,你是世界上最有智慧的人
Well, that'sthat's very nice of you to say, but I think I'm just an expression of...of your unconscious mind.
很高興你能這么說,可我覺得我只不過是你潛意識的映射
Oh, sure. Yeah. Well, you're fun to look at.
當然了,但是看著你挺好玩的嘛
Tonight's the night! Yeah, the wait is finally over!
就是今晚了,是啊，終于等到了
I know. Then you'll finally stop talking about it!
對啊，你們終于可以不再提這事了
Ready to go? Let's do this. Have fun, guys!
準備好了嗎，來吧,祝你們開心哦
We will. I can't believe Sheldon gave this up.
我們會的，不敢相信謝爾頓會放棄這個
I know. We're gonna have so much more fun than him.
是啊，我們肯定會玩得比他開心得多
No, they're not. Knowing them, they will. T minus 15 minutes!
不，他們不會的,依他們的尿性，會的,倒數(shù)15分鐘
Oh, did you hear from Wil? Yeah, he's on his way.
威爾聯(lián)系你了嗎,他在路上了
Time for bladder check. Check. Check. Check. Wait.
膀胱檢查時間,檢查完畢,檢查完畢,檢查完畢，等等
Screw it. I'm holding it.
管他的，我決定忍著
What is everyone booing at?
大家都在噓什么
Hey, guys. What's up? Um, hey, Wil. What you doin'?
各位，你們好嗎,威爾，你在干什么
I was on Star Trek. I'm just rooting for the home team.
我演過《星際迷航》,當然要支持自家人
Star Trek stinks! Yeah? Live long and suck it!
《星際迷航》爛透了,是嗎，生生不息，滾你媽逼
Birthday girl. Birthday girl. Birthday girl. Come in!
生日女孩,生日女孩，生日女孩,快進來
Hi, Sheldon. Hello. Sorry I'm late. I also got you a balloon, but it floated away, and I chased it for a while.
你好，謝爾頓,你好，抱歉我遲到了,我本來還給你帶了一個氣球,可是它飛走了，我追了好久
That's okay. Come on in. Thank you. Mmhmm.
沒關(guān)系，快進來吧,謝謝你
Um, I'll... I'm gonna go put these in water.
我拿個花瓶裝上
Ooh, this is different, hmm? Candles and music.
感覺很不一樣嘛,蠟燭和音樂
Do you like it? It's kind of spooky. I can change it back.
你喜歡嗎,有點嚇人,我可以換回原樣
No, no, no. It's your birthday. As long as no one jumps out in a hockey mask, I'll be fine.
不不，這是你的生日,只要面具殺人魔杰森別突然跳出來就好
So...What'd you have in mind for tonight?
所以...你今晚想做什么
I thought I could take you out to a nice birthday dinner. If we pick a place east of here, we might find the balloon.
我本來想帶你去吃一頓生日大餐,如果選個東邊的餐廳，說不定還能把氣球找回來
Um, that sounds nice, but...I'm not really hungry right now.I thought maybe...
聽起來不錯，可是...我現(xiàn)在不是很餓,我想咱們不如...
we could do presents first.All right.
先"上"禮物吧,好呀
I should probably tell you something about this gift.
關(guān)于這件禮物，我有些事要先告訴你
You mean before you...give it to me? Yes.
你是說在你..."給我"之前嗎,是的
May I ask you a question before I...give it to you?
我可以先問一個問題嗎，在我..."給你"之前
Of course. Why are we saying "give it to you" like that?
當然，為什么我們要把,"給你"說得這么詭異
Sheldon, I know your present is...for us to be intimate tonight.
謝爾頓,我知道你的禮物...就是今夜與我共享魚水之歡
I see. Is that all right? I'm sorry, but this is a litigious society. I'm gonna need verbal consent. Yes.
我明白了,你愿意嗎,抱歉，如今這社會動不動就告上法庭,我需要你的口頭同意,求之不得
You know what, let me pull a quick contract off the Internet.
我還是上網(wǎng)下載一個簡易合同吧
So, if you don't like Star Wars, why are you here?
如果你不喜歡《星球大戰(zhàn)》 那你干嘛還來呢
Oh, I'm just having fun.
我只是圖一樂
Everyone takes Star Wars so seriously. Like if the movie's bad, it's gonna ruin their lives.
每個人都對這電影這么認真看待,就好像電影拍砸了，他們的人生也就毀了
Is it bad? Did you hear something?
電影拍砸了嗎，你聽說了什么嗎
Oh, my God. It's bad. Somebody kill me. See? That's what I mean.
親娘耶，拍砸了，誰趕緊來殺了我吧,看到?jīng)]，我就是指這種人
When you wake up in the morning, whether this is the greatest movie ever or a total piece of crap, your life isn't gonna change at all.
當你明早從晨光中醒來,不管這電影是神作一部，還是狗屎一坨,你的生活都不會有任何改變
He's right. Yeah. No matter what happens, we're coming back tomorrow to watch it again.
他說得對，沒錯，不管發(fā)生什么，我們明天都會再來看一遍
Do you think Sheldon's actually gonna go through with it?
你覺得謝爾頓真的會跟艾米滾成床單嗎
I don't know. He said he's ready.
我不知道，他說他已經(jīng)準備好了
Yeah, but he also swore this was the year he'd be able to pull the guts out of a pumpkin.
沒錯，可是他還發(fā)誓說，今年一定有勇氣把南瓜內(nèi)瓤掏出來呢
Well, I'm gonna stay positive. I mean, we talked. I told him what women like, and after he stopped giggling, he seemed pretty sure of himself.
我對謝爾頓有信心，我們聊過了，我告訴他女生的喜好，他咯咯傻笑了一陣后，看起來相當有自信
hi. Hello. So, um...should I get under the covers with you? All right.
你好，你好，那個...我該跟你一起鉆進被子里嗎，好呀
Hello. Hi! Why are you shaking? Are you cold?
你好，你好啊，你怎么在發(fā)抖，你很冷嗎
I'm just, um... really nervous. Why?
我只是有點，太緊張，為什么
I've been waiting for this for so long, I've just... built it up in my head. I don't know what to expect.
我等待這一刻等得太久了，我...腦補過太多，我不知道接下來該期待什么
Neither do I. But... we can find out together.
我也不知道，但是...我們可以一起找出答案
Okay. I'm really nervous.
好的，我真的好緊張
I know. We've been waiting so long for this.
我知道，我們等待這一刻等得太久了
And we've built it up in our heads so much.
我們腦補過太多
Guys, it's just a movie. That's true.
各位，這只是部電影而已，沒錯
He's right. It is. Although, we all remember Jar Jar.
他說得對，的確，不過，我們都記得扎扎
Leonard, II'm scared again.
萊納德，我又開始提心吊膽了
Well, I enjoyed that more than I thought I would. Me, too.
我比預想中更享受，奴家也是
I look forward to your next birthday when we do it again. That works for me.
我很期待你下次過生日時，我們再做一次，這樣奴家也愿意
I enjoyed that more than I thought I would. I don't think I can walk right now.
我比預想中更享受這電影呢，我爽得都走不動了
Uh, Sheldon? Sheldon. Arthur. What are you doing here? II don't think I need any more advice.
謝爾頓，謝爾頓，亞瑟，你在這里干什么，我不需要什么建議了
II was just curious. HowHow'd it go?
我只是好奇嘛，那事兒最后怎么樣了
It was amazing. II saw it a few days later. What a movie
非常棒，幾天之后我去看了，電影超贊
But, uh, whatwhat about Amy?
那... 艾米呢
Uh, uh, she liked it fine. But she doesn't have the history with the franchise I do.
她也挺喜歡的，不過她不像我，對這個系列作有感情
Okay. Good... good talk.
好吧，好吧，聊得挺開心
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