第九季:第4集 謝爾頓尋找完美室友(下)
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So, what are you thinking for dinner? Well, it's Thai food night.
你晚餐想吃什么?今晚該吃泰國菜
Well, honey, you don't live with Sheldon anymore. You can have anything you want.
親愛的，你不跟謝爾頓住一起了,你想吃什么都行
You're right. But what? Mexican? Italian? German? Indian? Greek? Cuban? Chinese? Pizza? Barbecue? Korean? Korean barbecue?
也對，那吃什么？墨西哥菜嗎？意大利菜還是德國菜？印度菜還是希臘菜？古巴菜還是中國菜？披薩還是烤肉？韓國菜還是韓式烤肉
How about Thai food? Oh, thank God,Hey, we're going to dinner. You want to come?
吃泰國菜怎么樣？太好了,我們要去吃晚餐，你要一起嗎
Oh, I wish I could, but I realized I've become too emotionally vulnerable,
我也想去,但我意識到最近我情感太脆弱了
so, like an operating system, I'm restoring my life to the last stable version, which was in 2003, the day before I met Leonard.
所以就像一個操作系統(tǒng),我要把我的人生還原到前一個穩(wěn)定的版本,也就是回到2003年我遇到萊納德的前一天
You heard him, no. Hang on. Wait, you actually think it's 2003?
他的意思是不去。等等,你真的認為現(xiàn)在是2003年嗎
No, just because I'm living my life like it was 12 years ago doesn't mean I'm delusional.
不啊，我像12年前那樣生活并不代表我有妄想癥
And since it is 2003, I don't know who you are, so please exit the premises before I call the police on my stylish new flip phone.
而且既然是2003年，咱倆不認識，所以請快離開這里，否則我可要用我時髦的翻蓋手機報警了
Are you doing okay?
你還好吧
I guess. I'm just, you know, worried about Sheldon.
還行，我只是有點擔心謝爾頓
Well, come on, he's a grown man in his 30s pretending to be a grown man in his 20s. He's fine. I hope so.
別擔心，他是一個30多歲假裝自己是一個20多歲的成年人，沒事的。但愿吧
What else can you do? Move back in with him?
不然你能干嘛，搬回去跟他住嗎
No, of course not. II just feel bad.
當然不是，我只是覺得內(nèi)疚
Well, so do I, but don't you want to live with your wife and set the thermostat to whatever you want
我也是啊，可你不想跟自己老婆住在一起嗎？想怎么設恒溫器就怎么設
and have your body tell you when it's time to go to the bathroom, you know, not a schedule slipped underneath your door every morning?
還有讓你的身體告訴你何時想上廁所了才去，而不是每天早上一張從你門縫塞進來的時間表
I did like that he had the weather on it.
我挺喜歡那上面的天氣預報
Trust me, this is the right thing. I know. And it's not like we're abandoning him.
相信我，這么做是正確的，我知道，而且我們又不是拋棄他
Plus, we can FaceTime him whenever we want, you know, once iPhones are invented in his universe.
再說了，我們隨時可以視頻聊天啊，等他所在的那個宇宙發(fā)明了iPhone就行了
I can't believe Sheldon asked you to be his roommate. I can't believe he ran my credit.
真不敢相信謝爾頓讓你當他的室友，真不敢相信他查我的信用記錄
Hey, if you're open to living with someone great, I'll give you $1,000 to take Stuart.
如果你愿意接納一個很棒的室友，我給你一千塊把斯爾圖特帶走
You really should've gone on the Internet and checked how long that kind of thing lives before you got one.
你當時帶他回家時真應該上網(wǎng)查查那種生物能存活多久
I'm sorry. I just thought you might have a pasty, weirdoshaped hole in your life.
抱歉，我只是以為你的生活可能有個蒼白怪胎的洞需要補上
Hey, I know Sheldon's quirky, but he's also brilliant and insightful. I think calling him a weirdo is a little unfair.
我知道謝爾頓為人古怪，但他同時聰明又有見解，我覺得叫他怪胎不太公平吧
Hello, 2003! Hey, we brought you Thai. Where is everything?
你好， 2003年，我們給你打包了泰國菜，東西都哪去了
In my present, it's in the future. In your present, it's been crammed in the bedroom by an enterprising young man I met in The Home Depot parking lot.
于我來說，是在我的未來。于你來說，是在你的臥室，我讓那位在家具店停車場認識的有干勁的年輕人全塞進去了
I know what you're doing.You're trying to get attention so we'll feel bad for you, but it's not happening.
我知道你在干什么，你想引起我們的注意，讓我們對你心生內(nèi)疚，但這沒有用
No, what I'm doing is trying to figure out how to live my life now that everyone is leaving me.
不，我是在努力搞清自己該如何生活，因為大家都離我而去
Will you knock it off? We're across the hall. As the kids are saying today, "Talk to the hand."
你歇歇吧，我們就住在對門，用現(xiàn)在孩子們的說法"懶得鳥你"
They're not saying that.They are in 2003.
現(xiàn)在孩子們不這么說，2003年的時候是這么說
No, they're really not.
不，他們真不這么說
Thor and Dr. Jones,Thor and Dr. Jones, One runs from Loki , The other runs from stones.
雷神索爾和博士瓊斯,雷神索爾和博士瓊斯,一個躲著洛基逃,一個避著石頭跑
So, what do you think?Wow.
你覺得如何?哇
Runs from stones means thatthat big boulder, but I couldn't rhyme anything with boulder.
那顆石頭其實是顆大滾石,但是我想不出跟滾石押韻的詞
Colder, shoulder,soldier, folder...Right, yeah, right. But...
誠實，結(jié)實，鉆石，寶石，對對對，但是
what do you think? I think it's very cute.
你覺得如何？我覺得非?？蓯?/div>
Cute? It's not cute. Cute is children dressed as vegetables.
可愛，這不可愛，可愛是形容兒童扮成蔬菜
Okay, fine, it's not cute. Just be honest. You don't like it.
好吧，不可愛，你就實話實說，你不喜歡
I didn't say that. I-I just like music you can dance to.
我沒有這么說，我只是喜歡可以跳舞的音樂
You can dance to this! Thor and Dr. Jones,Thor and Dr. Jones, One plays with lightning,The other plays with bones.
這首歌也可以跳舞啊,雷神索爾和博士瓊斯,雷神索爾和博士瓊斯,一個喜歡玩閃電,一個喜歡玩骨頭
I'm telling you, dude, the song has no groove. You can't dance to it.
我跟你說，哥們，這首歌沒動感,不能隨著跳舞
Who cares? I thought the whole point of Footprints on the Moon was to write songs that make people think.
誰在乎啊,我還以為月球足跡樂隊主要是寫出能讓人思考的歌
You can do both, like Michael Jackson's "Billie Jean." While you're dancing you're thinking, like, "Darn it, whose baby is it?"
兩者皆可顧啊,就像邁克·杰克遜的《比莉·珍》,你會一邊跳舞一邊思考,"靠，歌詞唱的小孩到底是誰的"
Where's this coming from? A few hours ago, we both loved this song.
你這想法都打哪兒來的,幾個小時前，我們都很愛這首歌
I still love it. I just think there's room for improvement.
我還是愛啊,只是認為它有進步的空間而已
You played it for Emily, didn't you? Yeah, so what?
你唱給艾米麗聽了，對不對,對，那又怎樣
You are such a wimp. She didn't like it, now you don't like it.
你這個妻管嚴,她不喜歡，你就也不喜歡了
No, no. I'm just evolving as a musician. You're the one who's stuck in the past.
不，只是我這個音樂人在進步,而你卻停在過去止步不前
The past was lunch! You know what's really happening here? Your girlfriend is breaking up our band.
你說的過去就是一頓午飯前,你知道這到底是怎么回事嗎?你的女友在破壞我們的樂隊
She has nothing to do with this. I am my own man.
這事跟她無關,我有我自己的想法
Oh, please. Your brain belongs to whoever's willing to sleep with you.
拜托吧，你的大腦就屬于任何一個愿意跟你上床的人
That is so not true. Really?
才不是呢，真的嗎
Remember when you were gonna get circumcised for Rachel Bernstein?
還記得你差點為了那叫瑞秋的姑娘去割包皮嗎
That had nothing to do with Rachel. It was an overreaction to a bad zipper injury.
那個跟瑞秋沒關系,是我因為包皮被拉鏈夾到，一時沖動的想法
I don't need this. I'm quitting the band! Fine, I quit, too! Then get out of my house! With pleasure!
我受夠了,我要退出樂隊,好，我也退,那你就滾出我家,巴不得呢
Raj, wait. What took you so long?
拉杰，等等,怎么這么久才叫人家
Buddy, I know me moving in with Penny feels like a big change, but it's not.
兄弟，我知道我搬去跟佩妮住感覺好像變化很大,但其實并沒有
How can you say that?
你怎么能這么說
Amy's gone, and you two are married now, so it's only a matter of time before you're gone, too.
艾米離開了,現(xiàn)在你們倆也結(jié)婚了,你們的離開也只剩時間問題了
Okay, you don't know what's gonna happen.
好了，你不知道未來會怎么樣
No, I do. Eventually you'll want more space, and you'll move into a house, and then instead of dinner a couple of times a week,
不，我知道,最終你們會需要更多的空間,然后會搬進一棟房子里,一起吃晚餐的次數(shù)從一周幾次
it'll only be a couple of times a month, and then it'll only be on special occasions, like when Bernadette divorces Wolowitz.
變成了一個月幾次,之后就只有特殊日子才會相聚,比如伯納黛特要跟沃羅威茨離婚
Ororor like when Koothrappali's weird girlfriend admits where she buried his body.
或者比如庫薩帕里的詭異女友終于講出把他的尸體埋哪了
Or Amy's wedding, where she's marrying someone better than me.
或者艾米的婚禮,她嫁給一個比我更好的人
Okay, look, we don't need to rush into anything. All right?
好吧，聽著,我們不需要操之過急,好嗎
Maybe instead of Leonard moving in with me, we just leave things the way they are, and...
或者萊納德不用搬去跟我住,我們維持現(xiàn)狀就好了,就是
sometimes we'll sleep over there, and sometimes we'll sleep over here. But mostly here. Sure.
有時我們在那邊睡,有時我們在這邊睡,大多數(shù)都要在這邊,當然
WWWhat about what you said in the restaurant?
那你在餐廳說的怎么辦
Well, it's not forever. It's just for a little while.If you want, we can think of him like he's our dog. You can.
又不會一直這樣,只是一段時間而已,如果你想，我們也可以把他當成我們的狗,可以啊
I'm happy when you come home. And I'm scared of fireworks. And by the way, on July Fourth, we're all sleeping here.
你們一回家我就開心,我還害怕煙花,順便說一下，國慶節(jié)都必須在這睡
Fine. All right, great! Just give me one minute, and I'll get started on a new Roommate Agreement.
好的,好的，太好了,給我一分鐘時間,我要著手起草新的室友協(xié)議了
Yeah. Nothing from Pratt. We're good.
好,帕拉特還是沒回復，不用擔心沒位子
Indy' whip snapped,Thor's hammer missed, it was Avenger versus archeologist,Indy held his ground, and straightened his fedora
印第的鞭子折斷,索爾的錘子砸偏,復仇者對戰(zhàn)考古學家,印第寸步不讓還正了正小禮帽
Thor said, "That's a nice look in 1944a
索爾說這身挺帥,在1944年的話
Thor and Dr. Jones,Thor and Dr. Jones,One plays with lightningm,The other plays with bones.
雷神索爾和博士瓊斯,雷神索爾和博士瓊斯,一個喜歡玩閃電,一個喜歡玩骨頭
Thor and Dr. Jones,Thor and Dr. Jones,Thor and Dr. Jones,One plays with lightning,The other plays with bones.
雷神索爾和博士瓊斯,雷神索爾和博士瓊斯,雷神索爾和博士瓊斯,一個喜歡玩閃電,一個喜歡玩骨頭
Play something we can dance to.
唱點適合跳舞的好嗎
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